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Bank robbing and technology

Here’s a pro tip: If you rob a bank, don’t brag about it on Facebook.

A couple tellers enlisted the help of a boyfriend and brother to “rob” the bank while they were the only tellers working.

A few days later, the conspirators were posting statuses like “”IM RICH BITCH”, “WIPE MY TEETH WITH HUNDEREDS …” and “U HAVE TO PAST THE LINE SOMETIMES!! TO GET DIS MONEY!!”

It looks like someone was able to put two and two together. It was the all-caps that really gave it away.

Source: Heist suspect’s post: ‘IM RICH’

April 22nd, 2011 7 comments
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