Contract with the Dark Lord

After many starts and stops, along with some web hosting issues, getting Liquid Egg Product revived in 2013 has been more of a chore than expected.

In the end, we all agreed that nothing would happen without an ax at our necks. So, we got together with Satan and promised him that our souls would belong to him if we don’t update the site regularly. Needless to say, our motivation to update the site has increased quite a bit.

Due to various technicalities, including threats from the Illuminati and the Church of Scientology, we are not free to show the contract in its entirety, or our signatures.