Those targeted ads are getting more effective all the time

A full body dryer and a pumpkin tap. They sure know how to read my mind.

body dryer and pumpkin tap

I wonder how those body driers work. We’re probably all familiar with those hand driers in public restrooms, which all rely on the same routine:

1. Press the button.
2. Rub hands in the stream of hot air.
3. Wipe hands on pants.

But if you’re walking out of the shower, you presumably aren’t wearing any clothes. So what are you supposed to wipe your body against? This is kind of confusing.

Damn it, Jim, I’m not a doctor!

Your results:
You are Beverly Crusher


































Beverly Crusher
65%
Geordi LaForge
65%
Spock
62%
Data
62%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
60%
Mr. Sulu
50%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
40%
Mr. Scott
40%
Jean-Luc Picard
35%
Will Riker
35%
Uhura
30%
Worf
25%
Deanna Troi
25%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
20%
Chekov
15%


A good physician and a caring parent.
You are devoted to your children
and to your occupation.



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Monday Fighter!

Amazingly, I have never seen “whole wheat” misspelled as “whore wheat” on an Asian food package.

And both these packages spell “alimentary” correctly. Yet, it is a treacherous ordeal to spell “pasta” correctly.

paste
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