So the Mascot is back and he’s going to be doing his thing. Whatever. Guess I should attempt to entertain as well. And get the theme fixed so all the sidebar stuff shows up again.
Anyway, here’s a perfectly placed advertisement from 8 years ago.
I entrusted the human who used to blog on this site to help defend the unrepresented Eggish race.
Instead, he has dithered, permitting the human race to continue devouring my kind unabated.
No longer. We ride. We return. And you Humans will be shamed, bribed, or coerced into eating us no longer.
(Oh, by the way, here’s my idea for the official Eggish flag. Looks ravishing if I should say so myself. No Mastication Without Representation!)
The purple is to our royal history and great monarchs.
The yellow represents the spirit of Yolk that resides within all true Eggs and their Allies.
The kind of puke green represents vomit that should be spewing from your mouth just thinking about how barbaric it is to consume another sapient species like the Egg.