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7 Chess Book Reviews

With apologies, to Blue Devil Knight, sorta.

The rockin’ background music was supposed to be louder. Oh, well.

April 6th, 2008 16 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Chess

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  1. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 12:57 pm.

    Holy shit, tears are streaming down my face. Tears of rage, mixed with laughter and humiliation.

    You nailed me, utterly nailed me. Awesome.

    I linked it in a new post at my blog.

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  2. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 1:05 pm.

    PS I hope Kansas loses. Then I will be King of your bracket!

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  3. David K, Seattle posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 3:22 pm.

    you nailed it. that’s what its like. positively brilliant!

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  4. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 3:53 pm.

    How did I know DK would have an early response like that :)

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  5. chessaholic posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 4:54 pm.

    hahaha this made me laugh out loud… so funny :)

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  6. Blunderprone posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 8:39 pm.

    I liked how the Mascot struggles with pronouncing names like Yasser Sierawan …. just like us mortals.

    Oh.. and the leg shot of Pulgar… I have to go pull that book from my shelf to investigate. Thanks for enhancing the perversion factor of chess study.

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  7. Allen posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 8:58 pm.

    lol… the black gloves

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  8. Edwin posted the following on 6 April 2008 at 10:44 pm.

    Friggin’ hillarious! I give it an F, i give it an F…

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  9. BlueDevil posted the following on 7 April 2008 at 3:47 am.

    I give this video an F.

    You can’t handle the truth!

    I have laughted many times when reading blogs. This by far takes the cake, by far.

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  10. Donnie posted the following on 7 April 2008 at 9:06 am.

    Well, Mascot, usually I have little appreciation for your antics. This time, though, I’m really impressed. Even though it was at BDK’s expense.

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  11. Wahrheit posted the following on 7 April 2008 at 12:28 pm.

    BDK’s series is superb, and Mascot, you’ve done something thats’ very rare in the cinema–made a tribute that’s also a good-natured spoof. Kind of like Airplane or something. Or maybe Kill Bill.

    Well, no. This is better than that Hollywood trash! A work of genius for the ages that will continue to be viewed and enjoyed as long as Man and Egg coexist on this little blue marble we call Earth…

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  12. Polly posted the following on 7 April 2008 at 5:29 pm.

    Brilliant!! :-) Thanks for a good laugh.

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  13. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 8 April 2008 at 5:47 pm.

    I can’t believe Memphis’ coach didn’t have them foul that guy when they were up by 3. Idiot. Congrats to the winner of the bracket.

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  14. The Mascot posted the following on 8 April 2008 at 11:51 pm.

    @BDK: Of course, you appreciate my wit, culture, and humor…

    @David K: Yep, I nailed it!

    @chessaholic: That good, huh? I should start charging for this stuff, yes?

    @Blunderprone: I have a few more Polgar leg shots somewhere on my hard drive…gotta post ‘em later…

    @Allen: What gloves? [OOC: They were socks, not gloves.]

    @Edwin: Well, I did give that one book a C…

    @BDK2: Har, har, har. Yes, of course, you are joking that the video is an F, right? (I’ve been told I need to learn how to take a joke.)

    @Donnie: NOW can I get that raise?

    @Wahrheit: Coexist? Not yet, my friend. The UK by itself still eats 10 BILLION eggs per year. One step at a time, one step at a time….

    But you’re right, this is better than whatever’s in the theatre right now.

    @Polly: I was going to dedicate it to you, but Annie would have gotten jealous.

    @BDK: Plus Memphis couldn’t hit free throws. Don’t be too bitter.

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  15. Blue Devil Knight posted the following on 12 April 2008 at 3:09 am.

    Of course this goes in the coveted A+ pile! Thanks, mascot, for appearing in the final video. It will be up this coming Thursday.

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  16. The Mascot posted the following on 12 April 2008 at 11:46 am.

    No problem, bub. It’s the least I could do after you set me up on that date with that cute tater tot. It didn’t work out, but it’s the thought that counts.

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