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7 Chess Book Reviews

With apologies, to Blue Devil Knight, sorta.

The rockin’ background music was supposed to be louder. Oh, well.

April 6th, 2008 16 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Chess

16 Comments »

  1. Holy shit, tears are streaming down my face. Tears of rage, mixed with laughter and humiliation.

    You nailed me, utterly nailed me. Awesome.

    I linked it in a new post at my blog.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 6 April 2008

  2. PS I hope Kansas loses. Then I will be King of your bracket!

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 6 April 2008

  3. you nailed it. that’s what its like. positively brilliant!

    Comment by David K, Seattle | 6 April 2008

  4. How did I know DK would have an early response like that :)

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 6 April 2008

  5. hahaha this made me laugh out loud… so funny :)

    Comment by chessaholic | 6 April 2008

  6. I liked how the Mascot struggles with pronouncing names like Yasser Sierawan …. just like us mortals.

    Oh.. and the leg shot of Pulgar… I have to go pull that book from my shelf to investigate. Thanks for enhancing the perversion factor of chess study.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 6 April 2008

  7. lol… the black gloves

    Comment by Allen | 6 April 2008

  8. Friggin’ hillarious! I give it an F, i give it an F…

    Comment by Edwin | 6 April 2008

  9. I give this video an F.

    You can’t handle the truth!

    I have laughted many times when reading blogs. This by far takes the cake, by far.

    Comment by BlueDevil | 7 April 2008

  10. Well, Mascot, usually I have little appreciation for your antics. This time, though, I’m really impressed. Even though it was at BDK’s expense.

    Comment by Donnie | 7 April 2008

  11. BDK’s series is superb, and Mascot, you’ve done something thats’ very rare in the cinema–made a tribute that’s also a good-natured spoof. Kind of like Airplane or something. Or maybe Kill Bill.

    Well, no. This is better than that Hollywood trash! A work of genius for the ages that will continue to be viewed and enjoyed as long as Man and Egg coexist on this little blue marble we call Earth…

    Comment by Wahrheit | 7 April 2008

  12. Brilliant!! :-) Thanks for a good laugh.

    Comment by Polly | 7 April 2008

  13. I can’t believe Memphis’ coach didn’t have them foul that guy when they were up by 3. Idiot. Congrats to the winner of the bracket.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 8 April 2008

  14. @BDK: Of course, you appreciate my wit, culture, and humor…

    @David K: Yep, I nailed it!

    @chessaholic: That good, huh? I should start charging for this stuff, yes?

    @Blunderprone: I have a few more Polgar leg shots somewhere on my hard drive…gotta post ‘em later…

    @Allen: What gloves? [OOC: They were socks, not gloves.]

    @Edwin: Well, I did give that one book a C…

    @BDK2: Har, har, har. Yes, of course, you are joking that the video is an F, right? (I’ve been told I need to learn how to take a joke.)

    @Donnie: NOW can I get that raise?

    @Wahrheit: Coexist? Not yet, my friend. The UK by itself still eats 10 BILLION eggs per year. One step at a time, one step at a time….

    But you’re right, this is better than whatever’s in the theatre right now.

    @Polly: I was going to dedicate it to you, but Annie would have gotten jealous.

    @BDK: Plus Memphis couldn’t hit free throws. Don’t be too bitter.

    Comment by The Mascot | 8 April 2008

  15. Of course this goes in the coveted A+ pile! Thanks, mascot, for appearing in the final video. It will be up this coming Thursday.

    Comment by Blue Devil Knight | 12 April 2008

  16. No problem, bub. It’s the least I could do after you set me up on that date with that cute tater tot. It didn’t work out, but it’s the thought that counts.

    Comment by The Mascot | 12 April 2008

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