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March 27th, 2009 9 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Bad Ads

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Robert posted the following on 29 March 2009 at 1:30 am.
It is truly amazing what a suit will do to make a man, err, egg, look respectable.
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1. The Mascot posted the following on 30 March 2009 at 2:59 pm.
  Um, no. The egg makes the suit look more expensive than it really is. (Cover up my face, then tell me how good the suit looks.)
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Derek Slater posted the following on 29 March 2009 at 12:57 pm.
I must remember that number in case I die wrongfully.
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1. The Mascot posted the following on 30 March 2009 at 2:58 pm.
  I can’t claim to know where you will end up in the afterlife, assuming there is one. But if worse comes to worst, you should know that phones in Hell can only dial 1-900 numbers.
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  1. Derek Slater posted the following on 1 April 2009 at 6:48 pm.
    Continuing that thought, I suppose no matter which 900 number you call, Ms Cleo answers.
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    1. Donnie posted the following on 6 April 2009 at 12:08 pm.
      Come to think of it, they’d probably leave an 800 line open as long as you’re ordering ShamWow.
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wang posted the following on 30 March 2009 at 12:44 am.
It’s amazing how well the mascott fills out that suit. Working out with Mr. E must really be paying dividends.
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1. The Mascot posted the following on 30 March 2009 at 3:00 pm.
  Mr. E’s been busy. It’s actually the EGH (Eggish Growth Hormone).
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Donnie posted the following on 30 March 2009 at 2:51 pm.
@Robert: Pretty close to respectable; the tie is clearly a bit crooked.

@Derek: The Mascot will respond shortly with an uncomfortable joke.

@wang: Shoulder pads do wonders. I use them to give myself a more masculine figure as well.
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