Comments on: A law firm you can count on

By: Donnie

Donnie — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:08:29 +0000

Come to think of it, they’d probably leave an 800 line open as long as you’re ordering ShamWow.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:48:37 +0000

Continuing that thought, I suppose no matter which 900 number you call, Ms Cleo answers.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:00:21 +0000

Mr. E’s been busy. It’s actually the EGH (Eggish Growth Hormone).

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:59:41 +0000

Um, no. The egg makes the suit look more expensive than it really is. (Cover up my face, then tell me how good the suit looks.)

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:58:04 +0000

I can’t claim to know where you will end up in the afterlife, assuming there is one. But if worse comes to worst, you should know that phones in Hell can only dial 1-900 numbers.

By: Donnie

Donnie — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:51:09 +0000

@Robert: Pretty close to respectable; the tie is clearly a bit crooked.

@Derek: The Mascot will respond shortly with an uncomfortable joke.

@wang: Shoulder pads do wonders. I use them to give myself a more masculine figure as well.

By: wang

wang — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:44:59 +0000

It’s amazing how well the mascott fills out that suit. Working out with Mr. E must really be paying dividends.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 16:57:50 +0000

I must remember that number in case I die wrongfully.

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:30:39 +0000

It is truly amazing what a suit will do to make a man, err, egg, look respectable.