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A night of legends

(If you wish to watch the whole thing, the entire Mafia vs Ninja playlist)

What would be the perfect Bad Movie Night? For me, I’d be happy with 3 of the following. Let me know your suggestions!
Q: Did I forget any of our favorites?

The night is incomplete without at least one of these four:

Troll 2
Sakura Killers
Sinbad of the Seven Seas (the Lou Ferrigno one)
Mafia vs. Ninja

Unfortunately, these aren’t common finds, although Troll 2 has gained a slight degree of fame (it’s on iTunes).

Other Legends

Leonard, Part 6
Gymkata
Kung Fu vs. Yoga
Santa With Muscles

I don’t find these legendarily bad (but they are bad and many others consider them legendary)

Howard the Duck
Plan 9 From Outer Space

I’ve never been able to watch the entire thing. (Girls and/or alcohol may give me the necessary fortitude to complete watching them, although that is not a guarantee.)

Hootch County Boys, aka the Great Lester Boggs. (I have tried to watch this movie at least 3 times, and never got more than halfway through. I don’t how Q did it.)
Baby Geniuses 2

February 23rd, 2010 14 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Movie Night

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CMoB posted the following on 23 February 2010 at 9:09 pm.
The Alternate is one really bad movie that comes to mind…
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Donnie posted the following on 24 February 2010 at 11:43 am.
Nice, a 2.1 rating. I’ll check it out!
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1. CMoB posted the following on 24 February 2010 at 11:46 pm.
  Even the plot is badly written see? It’s in engrish
  
  Speaking of bad films, we have a “week of the bad films” right now on Dutch TV in which 7 Golden Rasberry Award winning movies will be aired. Here is the list;
  Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
  Striptease
  (Demi Moore makes it watchable though)
  Freddy Got Fingered
  (Haven’t seen it myself because i’m not really into the genre)
  Color of Night
  Dirty Love
  (Haven’t seen this one myself for the same reasons as FGF. But i see it’s got some hot chicks in it so i might watch it sometime)
  Under the Cherry Moon
  Showgirls
  (I actually thought it was quite hot. Berkley, Gershon mmmm)
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  1. Donnie posted the following on 25 February 2010 at 11:41 am.
    Battlefield Earth! Yes! How could I have forgotten about that one?
    
    The “week of bad films” is a brilliant idea…which the number of channels in the US, it must happen once in a while.
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Derek Slater posted the following on 24 February 2010 at 3:43 pm.
I’m impressed by your courage – Plan 9 routinely gets labeled as the worst movie ever. I haven’t seen it but enjoyed the clip I saw from the Johnny Depp thing. I mean in the sense that one enjoys such things.

Another I haven’t seen but suspect to be list-worthy is Gator Bait. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO420_tW8mQ
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1. Derek Slater posted the following on 24 February 2010 at 3:45 pm.
  Oh (call me a post whore, I don’t care), the most painful mainstream movie I’ve ever seen was Mission to Mars.
  
  At one point it was on Rotten Tomatoes lowest-ranked list, along with the Lucy Liu – Antonio Banderas thriller Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever.
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  1. Allen posted the following on 24 February 2010 at 6:40 pm.
    Post Whore
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    1. The Mascot posted the following on 25 February 2010 at 11:37 am.
      LOLOLOL +1
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    2. Derek Slater posted the following on 25 February 2010 at 1:41 pm.
      That was hurtful.
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  2. Donnie posted the following on 25 February 2010 at 11:46 am.
    Gator Bait looks like something they used in Guantanamo as an “enhanced interrogation technique”.
    
    Maybe I’m thinking of a different Mars movie, but Mission to Mars wasn’t dreadful. Or maybe it just looked good compared to “The Wizard of Mars”.
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    1. Derek Slater posted the following on 25 February 2010 at 1:42 pm.
      The scene where Tim Robbins puts on his “I can’t believe I signed up for this movie” face and removes his space helmet? Augh, please.
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    2. Donnie posted the following on 2 March 2010 at 11:22 am.
      OK, I yield…I was thinking of “Apollo 13″, which was a smidgen better.
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Derek Slater posted the following on 2 March 2010 at 10:03 am.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/48848

“The Worst of YouTube”
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1. Donnie posted the following on 2 March 2010 at 11:20 am.
  LOL! Can’t wait to get through the whole thing.
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