Who are we?
Donnie
I’m the creator of the Liquid Egg Product blog, and do 98% of the work around here. Liquid Egg Product is a personal blog with marginal entertainment value. It embodies the spirit of mediocrity itself, much like I’ve been so successful at doing.
The Liquid Egg Product Mascot
He’s that egg you see at the top of the page, usually called “the Mascot” for short. He likes to dub himself Liquid E. P. Mascot for some reason (I think he wants to get in good graces with Helen A. S. Popkin). If I’m particularly displeased with him, I’ll refer to him as “the Egg” or “that Egg”.
For some reason, he thinks he can become rich and famous off by exposure on this website.
He’s arrogant and horny, considers himself a lady killer, and has no consideration for others. Plus he tried to assassinate me once. Besides that, he’s a pretty cool guy to hang with.
(See the interview with him the day after I hired him.)
Disclaimers
No eggs were harmed in the making of this website. Except for the Mascot, because he deserves it.
I’m aware “uncomfortability” is not a real word.
None of the posts were created under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Only one of the posts was inspired while under the influence of stinky tofu.
If you’re looking for discussions about practical, relevant topics, you’re in the wrong place, friend.
The “Grilled Cheese” category has nothing to do with the sandwich. Those are for posts which talk about some boring aspect of my personal life.
I believe that WoW is indeed a drug: it affects your behavior and it is addictive. With that being said, how many posts were made under the influence of drugs?
Comment by Allen | 1 October 2007
I wouldn’t really say marginal entertainment value. It’s empirically pretty funny. “his head a splode”? And the mascot. oh my. As for drugs…sometimes I do wonder. Then again aren’t we all under the influence of something? As for me, it won’t be wine anytime soon.
Comment by annie | 22 October 2007
@Allen: No comment. Besides you’re technically right. And I wonder why it took me so long to notice you commented here.
@Annie: Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for the “a splode” joke (that’s from Homestar Runner).
It may be best that you don’t have wine for a while. Please note I do plan on always having rum available.
Comment by Donnie | 22 October 2007
What I miss the most about airline work is all the free alcohol we received
Comment by Allen | 30 November 2007
Um, right. All that booze. Look, I’m a little peeved, ’cause you obviously had connections I didn’t.
Comment by Donnie | 18 December 2007