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Alex Chiu update

Several months ago, I had some requests to try to interview Alex Chiu, famous for being the creator of immortality rings. They let you live forever, or at least not age. I e-mailed him recently to see if he would deign to take his time for a small potato blog such as this one.

One thing I don’t want to do is ask a bunch of questions that could be answered by reading his website. There’s no point in that. While I have a couple questions in mind, it’s not enough for a decent interview.

What would you want to ask Alex Chiu?


UPDATE: He has agreed to an interview.

YES, YES, YES! My life is complete!

March 31st, 2008 9 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Blog News

  1. chessloser posted the following on 1 April 2008 at 12:27 am.

    ask him if he thinks it’s ok to depreciate non-taxable items brought forth in the previous tax year.

    also ask him how long he can hold his breath.

        Reply to chessloser
  2. David K, Seattle posted the following on 1 April 2008 at 4:20 am.

    similar chessLoser style, simply ask:
    UFO’s or brownian movement in an agnostic cybernetic heat death?

        Reply to David K, Seattle
  3. Blunderprone posted the following on 1 April 2008 at 11:12 am.

    Ask him if he know’s of John Titor… world reknowned time traveler…it must be true I’ve seen it on the web here:

    http://www.johntitor.com

        Reply to Blunderprone
  4. Chessaholic posted the following on 1 April 2008 at 4:31 pm.

    Ask him if I would suck less at chess if I wore one of his rings.

        Reply to Chessaholic
  5. The Mascot posted the following on 1 April 2008 at 8:46 pm.

    Oooo! I wanna conduct part of the interview! Pretty please?

        Reply to The Mascot
  6. chessloser posted the following on 2 April 2008 at 12:19 am.

    SWEET!!!! dude, you interview that guy, you WIN!!! i can’t wait to see it….

        Reply to chessloser
  7. l3rucewayne posted the following on 2 April 2008 at 4:37 am.

    Here are four possible questions for him. I was particularly interested in his thoughts on God, so my questions mainly deal with his views expressed in the “What is God?” section of his website.

    1. On the second page of your “what is God?” section in your website, you have a cartoon of a religious leader saying “I am God’s messenger. Give me your money and you’ll be blessed.” and a skeptical cartoon of you saying “Hmmm….”. Should we be saying “Hmmm….” In a similar fashion since you say you are a prophet [“Since I am not a top level prophet,” indicating lower level of prophet - on page five of the section] and if we give you money we will be blessed with immortality?

    2. You also say: “Some say that my G~d is a living being.

    But I know that my G~d is the mathematical system which governs and runs the entire universe.”

    So my question is, why do you talk to what you believe to be a nonliving being?: “You truly did fulfill every prophecy, one by one, accordingly.”/“One thing so sweet about you, my lord, is that you promised a wonderful future for us.”

    3. Also: The singularity at the beginning of the “Big Bang” is said by scientists to be the point at which all physical laws break down, given that and your views on God [“You, my G~d, are the physics of the universe,”] what do you thing caused the big bang and on your view the creation of God?

    4. You also have written: “You can be measured with only natural signs and numbers.

    I know this because the entire bible is full of numbers, signs and symbols.”

    So my question on this would be: Would you consider studying a book on logic and then see if you still think this is a valid deduction?
    ——————————————–
    I hope that if this guy begins to notice himself aging that he will take a fresh look at some of his conclusions.

        Reply to l3rucewayne
  8. Donnie posted the following on 4 April 2008 at 12:01 am.

    Thanks for all the question suggestions. Although I won’t be able to use everybody’s. I’ll probably forget a few of them as well. Due to nervousness, etc.

    Mascot, I may allow you a question or two if you’re on your best behavior.

        Reply to Donnie
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