I pity these tools! You gotta click on the image to read it, sucka!

Sorry that Donnie a’int back yet…he’s been delayed one day on his business trip. So you get me, Mr. E, to do this week’s Monday Fighter!. We got lucky ’cause we get a double-dose this week.

Here, we see one-hit wonder group Aha opened up an underwear store.

I don’t see what’s so funny about it. Mr. E has a sayin’: “Don’t be a fool, underwear is cool!” And if you save money on underwear, you can pay off your credit card bills.

Reader Allen sent this link with a bunch of old-school ads. They had some strange stuff, like a husband spanking his wife. Actually, maybe that one wasn’t too strange, ’cause Mrs. E likes…well, I shouldn’t talk too much about that. You kids can learn about that when you get older.

Classic over-the-top ads from yesteryear

I don’t wanna hear no more jibba-jabba from white eggs who say they’re good at basketball.

(Editor’s note: Not nearly as good as the prior installation of loleggs.)

I think I was supposed to write something about Obama and Martin Luther King Jr, because I’m black.  But I’m still busy planning how to procur those TV clips with the rest of the E-Team.  Sorry, I feel like a fool.

Yo. This is Mr. E, and this is Mr. E’s first post. Now I’m not so experienced with the blog thing, so cut me some slack.

I’m going to be talking about O.J. Simpson. I pity the tool. Not necessarily because he just got convicted of armed robbery. And not necessarily because he’s not going to be in the next Naked Gun sequel. It’s this:

His “Juiced” video. It’s like Candid Camera, except worse. He tried to Be Somebody, but just ended up being somebody’s tool.

Here’s O.J. in whiteface:

So. Don’t be like O.J.