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Bilbo finally gives up the ring

For those of you who use this site as their primary news source, please note Fidel Castro has resigned and has handed power to his much younger brother Raul. It’s not a joke this time.

For all the faults of the United States, at least we have term limits.

February 19th, 2008 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News

6 Comments »

  1. Brilliant opening line :)

    Comment by Derek Slater | 19 February 2008

  2. It was the presh-uhs did it!

    For all the faults of Cuba, at least they have KILLER food.

    Comment by annie | 19 February 2008

  3. I don’t anticipate any changes.

    Donnie, I’m taking this opportunity to ask when your mom and dad left and if you have heard from them.

    Thanks, Grandma

    Comment by Grandma | 19 February 2008

  4. Heh, and I thought Grandma was just a “handle”, it’s really Grandma. I wish mine would leave a comment!

    Comment by Wahrheit | 19 February 2008

  5. @Derek: Thanks; I thought so too.

    @Annie: The Cubans have decent food, but maybe I haven’t had the good stuff.

    @Grandma: They left last week, but I’ll tell you more by e-mail.

    @Wahrheit: You’re not the first person to mention to remark on this!

    Comment by Donnie | 21 February 2008

  6. I’m rather shocked too! Well, primarily that your Grandma is 1) using the internet, 2) reading your blog, and 3) commenting! And that she 4) uses e-mail too! (Do you know how hard it has been to get my parents to do #1 and #4?) And of course on the news of Bilbo! Thank you LEP for bringing me up to date!!!

    Comment by Sworn Enemy :) | 24 February 2008

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