Breast milk happens to be a useful tool
If you’re like most people, you’ve probably thought to yourself, “Hey, I wonder when Liquid Egg Product is going to get us some good breast milk stories.” Well, today’s your lucky day…
Breast milk can be used as a cheese: The couple has further plans to create a gelato.
Breast milk can repel the opposite gender: And considering the number of caddish males, this could prove rather useful.
Breast milk can be used as a weapon: This is probably how Saddam Hussein was planning to use biological weapons
Breast milk can earn you a pink slip: We give cow’s milk to babies. Is a baby accidentally getting another mother’s milk really that frightening?
I did often wonder when LEP would get me a rip roaring anecdote about juice squeezed from a person.
Funny, the changing room story actually happened to me and my cousin, we were clothes shopping with her baby and she stopped to feed, and the *extremely* rude lady manning the department all but kicked us out. One, I’m shocked a woman did that to another woman, and two, I would understand if it was an extremely busy day with people waiting, but it was a Wednesday morning and there was NO ONE.
On the flip side, I also get extremely annoyed at women who think *everyone* finds breastfeeding beautiful. They whip it out in restaurants! Airports! Newsflash, ladies, the wildebeest grunts of your little darling aren’t really helping me enjoy my lobster ravioli, so go sit in your car. Or at LEAST go sit somewhere where others can’t hear you.
Reply to annieYou can afford lobster ravioli nowadays? Cor.
Reply to Donnieim sure it’s not real lobster. macaroni grill isn’t exactly Rainbow Lodge. haha.
Reply to annieAnyone tried breast milk in eggnog?
Reply to Qum I should be more specific and say that my cousin found an empty fitting room, locked the door, and I stood sentry outside should a line form.
ironically thinking about breast milk makes me a little ill now.
Reply to annie@Q: Your flippant attitude towards consuming eggs caused your commenting privileges to be put to a vote.
By a vote of 2 to 1, with 1 abstention, you retain the right to comment…but you’re on thin ice…
@Annie: That’s why they have formula. If you need me to get anything for the baby shower. (Although, I’m not going; that stuff’s for girls.)
Reply to Donnie