Bruce Schneier Facts
“When Bruce Schneier uses double ROT13 encryption, the ciphertext is totally unbreakable.” –Bruce Schneier Facts
Sorry that most of you will not understand this page (quite a few of these go over my head as well). For those of you that do? It’s either a comedy gold mine, or just as annoying as the Chuck Norris Facts.




I am a geek! I found that joke funny.
Reply to likesforestsWoot. Glad you liked it. There are only 2 other readers that I know of who would be amused by it.
The Bruce Schneier Facts page has been all of funny, educational and humbling. I didn’t remember what reducing a matrix meant. How embarrassing.
Reply to DonnieChuck Norris facts annoying? I dunno, I liked 1,5,7, and 8 and particularly enjoyed most of Chuck’s own favorites. But I am too easily amused sometimes.
Reply to l3rucewayneas far as lists are concerned, nothing beats deep thoughts by jack handy.
Reply to annieSome are funny… but they’re not as good as the Chuck Norris facts.
Reply to AllenThe Chuck Norris facts made a lot more sense then the Bruce Schneier facts. His page was all geek to me.
Reply to Polly@l3rucewayne: I like the Chuck Norris facts, too. But there are people who are burned out on them b/c of overexposure and are annoyed by them. (See also, World of Warcraft trade chat.)
@Annie: On his site, he’s actually anal about them being used elsewhere.
@Allen: Part of it is the Chuck Norris facts do have a contributor size advantage. The guy on the street knows Chuck Norris. The Goldbach Conjecture, not so much.
@Polly: Bruce Schneier can decrypt the Bruce Schneier Facts so that you can understand them.
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