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Bruce Schneier Facts

“When Bruce Schneier uses double ROT13 encryption, the ciphertext is totally unbreakable.” –Bruce Schneier Facts

Sorry that most of you will not understand this page (quite a few of these go over my head as well). For those of you that do? It’s either a comedy gold mine, or just as annoying as the Chuck Norris Facts.

October 24th, 2008 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Computer-fu

  1. likesforests posted the following on 24 October 2008 at 11:35 am.

    I am a geek! I found that joke funny.

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  2. Donnie posted the following on 24 October 2008 at 3:34 pm.

    Woot. Glad you liked it. There are only 2 other readers that I know of who would be amused by it.

    The Bruce Schneier Facts page has been all of funny, educational and humbling. I didn’t remember what reducing a matrix meant. How embarrassing.

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  3. l3rucewayne posted the following on 24 October 2008 at 6:17 pm.

    Chuck Norris facts annoying? I dunno, I liked 1,5,7, and 8 and particularly enjoyed most of Chuck’s own favorites. But I am too easily amused sometimes.

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  4. annie posted the following on 25 October 2008 at 11:20 pm.

    as far as lists are concerned, nothing beats deep thoughts by jack handy.

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  5. Allen posted the following on 27 October 2008 at 3:12 pm.

    Some are funny… but they’re not as good as the Chuck Norris facts.

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  6. Polly posted the following on 28 October 2008 at 10:48 am.

    The Chuck Norris facts made a lot more sense then the Bruce Schneier facts. His page was all geek to me.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 29 October 2008 at 1:15 pm.

    @l3rucewayne: I like the Chuck Norris facts, too. But there are people who are burned out on them b/c of overexposure and are annoyed by them. (See also, World of Warcraft trade chat.)

    @Annie: On his site, he’s actually anal about them being used elsewhere.

    @Allen: Part of it is the Chuck Norris facts do have a contributor size advantage. The guy on the street knows Chuck Norris. The Goldbach Conjecture, not so much.

    @Polly: Bruce Schneier can decrypt the Bruce Schneier Facts so that you can understand them.

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