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Preparing for when Beijing takes over in 2025
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foe with a balanced attack."
-- The Sphinx, "Mystery Men"

Perfect.

[Note: The Mascot is filling in while I'm away for the weekend. If he becomes overly stupid or offensive, let me know on Monday so I can kick his shell.]

Women are sexy. And women who play chess? Even 25% sexier.

I know Donnie didn’t want me adding to the blogroll without his approval. But Castling Queenside? Couldn’t resist.

So, Polly…maybe you could call me up sometime…that’s 555-EGGY…

Mascot Wink

October 7th, 2007 no comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Chess

Promoting tourism

Israel tries to clean up its image. (Well, maybe “clean up” is the wrong term.)

Any takers?

Do the ads make you more likely to visit the Holy Land now?

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October 1st, 2007 no comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes

Friday Fighter!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

That is the last straw. I am now officially finished using the Internet. Good-bye.

September 28th, 2007 8 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Burning Agony, Entertainment, Monday Fighter!, Uncomfortability, Weaksauce Losers

Gender, please

Cosplay or cross play?

Yahoo! news thought the growth of cosplay in Taiwan might make for an interesting article (cosplay is dressing up like cartoon or video game characters).

What’s more interesting is the picture used to accompany the story (see right). Although the article mentions that cosplay is most popular among high school girls, these cosplayers don’t look very much like high school girls to me. Or Taiwanese girls are just naturally ugly. Well, er, em, except of course like all the Taiwanese girls I know personally…all of y’all are cuties…*coughs uncomfortably*

Anyway, I am taking suggestions as to what the gender of these cosplayers are.

September 26th, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes

Discipline means not being distracted

Hopefully Robert Cowley, who plays chess for “mental exercise, social interaction, discipline and prestige”, has been able to improve the discipline part of his game since this incident in 1998.

He played for an Australian state championship versus one Ms. Ngan Koshnitsky, and lost 4-2. He complained that her cleavage was a distraction, preventing him from fully concentrating.

By the way, you can note that Koshnitsky’s breasts are not significantly sized.

ChessChick’s take

(As an aside, if any of you ladies try this “strategy” against me, don’t bother, ’cause it doesn’t work. Complete nudity may; I’ve never played chess against a nude chick before.)

August 27th, 2007 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Chess

Look it! A couple of them are exposing their arms!

Miss Iraq

The Iranian religious leaders are probably looking at this picture and thinking one (or both) of these two things:

1. “An absolute disgrace! Such bad hijab!”
2. “Oooo, yeah! Bad hijab!”

The second Miss Arab World contest was held last month, and was won by Miss Bahrain. It probably goes without saying that there was no swimsuit competition.

More contestant pictures here.

August 2nd, 2007 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes