(If you wish to watch the whole thing, the entire Mafia vs Ninja playlist)

What would be the perfect Bad Movie Night? For me, I’d be happy with 3 of the following. Let me know your suggestions!
Q: Did I forget any of our favorites?

The night is incomplete without at least one of these four:

Troll 2
Sakura Killers
Sinbad of the Seven Seas (the Lou Ferrigno one)
Mafia vs. Ninja

Unfortunately, these aren’t common finds, although Troll 2 has gained a slight degree of fame (it’s on iTunes).

Other Legends

Leonard, Part 6
Gymkata
Kung Fu vs. Yoga
Santa With Muscles

I don’t find these legendarily bad (but they are bad and many others consider them legendary)

Howard the Duck
Plan 9 From Outer Space

I’ve never been able to watch the entire thing. (Girls and/or alcohol may give me the necessary fortitude to complete watching them, although that is not a guarantee.)

Hootch County Boys, aka the Great Lester Boggs. (I have tried to watch this movie at least 3 times, and never got more than halfway through. I don’t how Q did it.)
Baby Geniuses 2

Many say that “Baby Geniuses 2″ is the worst movie ever made. Technically, I can’t agree with that, because I have not been able to stomach watching the whole thing.

That having been said, based on the first 10 minutes, “Baby Geniuses 2″ is completely outclassed by films like “Santa With Muscles” and “Leonard Part 6″. Except for Jon Voight’s “German” accent, there is no “so bad it’s good” goodness to be derived.

This is not even a “friends and copious alcohol” movie, it’s an “enemies and copious alcohol” flick, as there are few surer ways to exact revenge.

“This was, I believe, the first recorded instance of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout.” — from Leonard Part 6

Um. Three fighting scenes with progressively more eyeball loss (0, 1, and 2 respectively). The last two are bloody and not for the faint-hearted.

Ho, ho, ho! Santa smokes, and so should you!

“My friend, what are you doing?”
“You wanna know? I’m gonna kill you, bastard!”