I entrusted the human who used to blog on this site to help defend the unrepresented Eggish race.
Instead, he has dithered, permitting the human race to continue devouring my kind unabated.
No longer. We ride. We return. And you Humans will be shamed, bribed, or coerced into eating us no longer.
(Oh, by the way, here’s my idea for the official Eggish flag. Looks ravishing if I should say so myself. No Mastication Without Representation!)
The purple is to our royal history and great monarchs.
The yellow represents the spirit of Yolk that resides within all true Eggs and their Allies.
The kind of puke green represents vomit that should be spewing from your mouth just thinking about how barbaric it is to consume another sapient species like the Egg.
After many starts and stops, along with some web hosting issues, getting Liquid Egg Product revived in 2013 has been more of a chore than expected.
In the end, we all agreed that nothing would happen without an ax at our necks. So, we got together with Satan and promised him that our souls would belong to him if we don’t update the site regularly. Needless to say, our motivation to update the site has increased quite a bit.
Due to various technicalities, including threats from the Illuminati and the Church of Scientology, we are not free to show the contract in its entirety, or our signatures.
As you may have noticed, there has been a dearth of posting lately here. This is not due to a lack of interest, but because of a lack of time. Unfortunately, the things I want to do are fairly time-intensive.
The Eggs need to come back to make appearances. “Black Eggs Can’t Mate” is going to be shelved for the time being. It’s just not coming together. However, I do have an alternate idea which could use those of you who still want to be voice “actors”. More on that later.
Eggs vs. Humans is agonizingly close to finished, but I’ve had very little time to work on it. Soon, it will be available for sponsors to bid on. If I’m lucky, it’ll make a bit of money on something that was essentially done for fun. The graphics are probably too awful for that to be probable, though.
Want to continue stuff like Great Moments in History, Chess Enquirer, Corridors & Creatures and Muslim fast food. We’ll see how it goes.
While I won’t say who Pilgrim’s Cottage is (the original blog was taken down due to privacy concerns), former readers will recognize who it is.
Last but not least is Katrushka. For those of you who don’t follow me on Facebook, we are boyfriend/girlfriend as of a few days ago. A girl who can make Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle jokes and enjoys Diablo 2 is a girl for me.