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Tournament of Lepers, Closing Ceremonies

As we gaze through the mists of history, we see the hand of inevitability as the course of weeks marched on.* Other bloggers met. Victorious victories. Embarrassing losses. Vanishing tournament participants.

Final Standings

                 dnk Pol Whr LEP Tac l3r Tom cl  RR
1  drunknknite   xxx 1.0 1.0 1.0 1.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  7.0
2  Polly         0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
2  Wahrheit      0.0 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
2  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
2  Tacticus      0.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
6  l3rucewayne   1.0 1.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 xxx 0.0 0.0 1.0  4.0
7  Tom           0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 xxx 1.0 0.0  2.0
8  chessloser    0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 0.0 xxx ---  1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 --- xxx  1.0

Nine of us slugged it out, and four of us poseurs demonstrated a semblence of strength in our four-way tie for second (placed in no particular order, BTW; I did no tie-breaks).

But drunknknite stands alone as the victor of the very first Tournament of Lepers in history. His name will now be known world-wide as a champion (technically, anyway–LEP has a single reader in countries like Australia and the Netherlands). Even the jokers of Wikipedia will not defame his name, when (if) the Tournament becomes significant enough for its own Wikipedia entry.

Only the heroics of l3rucewayne prevented him from earning the right to a McDonald’s Gift Card of Perfection.

And, drunknknite, as for your prize…due to the mysterious and abrupt departure of gorckat, the original prize–some random item that had a connection to Seirawan–is no longer in play. So you will be the proud recipient of a gift certificate for the USCF store. Valued at whatever’s left in my checking account (not that much). It’ll be arriving via e-mail.

The Mascot has also offered you one of his T-shirts or mugs (with the ability to customize), so I guess you can e-mail about that. He also left you this message of congratulations:


Hey, drunk! You weren’t perfect, but that’s OK. You know the old saying: “To err is human; perfection is eggish.” Anyway, you probably didn’t know this but I’m making a movie. Your victory in the Tournament of Lepers has earned you a great cameo spot! Check out this trailer, and let me know if you want me to stick your mug in there. Although there’s a chance you may be a dashing blonde already, so you won’t need to come in for filming.


….

Anyway, thanks to everyone who made this possible and helped out!

Wahrheit: For convincing me to go through with this and coming up with the time control.
gorckat: Offering what was going to be the main prize.
Allen: Offering a McDonald’s gift card for perfection.

And all the participants!

I forgot someone, probably! Sorry!

* Yeah, I don’t know what that means, either.

April 21st, 2008 13 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Quick tournament note

So things do come down to the final game. With l3rucewayne’s upset victory over drunknknite, the Wahrheit vs drunknknite match will decide the winner. Wahrheit needs a straight-out win, but he does have the White pieces.

To add to the drama, these two recently dueled in a tense OTB encounter at the Reno Chess Club.

You can’t script things much better than that.

Allen is probably breathing a sigh of relief, as he no longer has to worry about spending $5 on a McDonald’s gift card.

April 11th, 2008 14 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Tournament of Lepers

Round 6 review: Tom vs l3ruce

Here is the aforementioned game which held my interest. As prodded by a recent Wahrheit post, I’ve tried to include some actual variations. But it’s still mostly prose.

April 11th, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Tournament of Lepers, Final week

Week 8 Results

White Black Result
drunknknite Tacticus 1-0
chessloser Polly 0-1
gorckat Rocky Rook bye
Tom LEP 0-1
l3rucewayne Wahrheit 1-0

Week 9 Matchups

White Black
Wahrheit drunknknite
LEP l3rucewayne
Rocky Rook Tom
Polly gorckat
Tacticus chessloser

Standings

		 dnk Pol Whr LEP Tac l3r Tom cl  RR
1  drunknknite   xxx 1.0 --- 1.0 1.0 --- 1.0 1.0 1.0  6.0
2  Polly         0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
3  Wahrheit      --- 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 0.0 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
4  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 xxx 1.0 --- 1.0 1.0 1.0  4.0
5  Tacticus      0.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 --- 1.0  4.0
6  l3rucewayne   --- 1.0 1.0 --- 0.0 xxx 0.0 0.0 1.0  3.0
7  Tom           0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 xxx 1.0 ---  2.0
8  chessloser    0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 --- 1.0 0.0 xxx ---  1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 --- --- xxx  0.0

Are there any more Week 7 results?

As I calculate it, drunknknite only needs a draw in his last two matches (counting the week 7 match) to clinch victory. Wahrheit is still mathematically alive; he’d win based on head-to-head victory if drunknknite loses his final two. EDIT: Polly is too, I think. If she can beat Tacticus and chessloser AND drunknknite loses his next two, Polly, Wahrheit, and drunknknite will all have 6 points. I’m not sure how to do that tiebreaker yet, since drunknknite beat Polly, Polly beat Wahrheit, and Wahrheit will have beaten drunknknite.

Unfortunately, gorckat’s disappearance means the original “big prize” is not going to be distributed. I’ll have alternative arrangements ready for the coronation next week.

l3rucewayne got the better of Wahrheit in a tactical match when they were both rather tired, going to sleep immediately after finishing. There were a couple interesting puzzle-like positions which I’ll extract and post for your consideration.

I was going to post the Tom-l3ruce match but don’t have the pgn. Do either of you guys have it?

As far as my match, I sacrificed an Exchange for an unclear attack, but with better results. Crafty actually agreed with all my moves after the sac, but Fritz (which I finally retrieved this weekend) found some White resources. Both computers still had the position as =/+ even after the sac, which was surprising. But neither thought the sac was worth it.

April 7th, 2008 18 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Round 6 Review: Frenzysaur

This game was pretty straightforward. chessloser and I hacked and slashed, often spending not nearly enough time thinking. The tactics fell my way as his pieces were not quite prepared for a Kingside assault attempt that fizzled.

April 1st, 2008 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Tournament of Lepers, Week 8

Week 7 Results

White Black Result
l3rucewayne drunknknite ?
Wahrheit Rhuiden 1-0
LEP gorckat bye
Rocky Rook chessloser ?
Polly Tacticus ?

Week 8 Matchups

White Black
drunknknite Tacticus
chessloser Polly
gorckat Rocky Rook
Tom LEP
l3rucewayne Wahrheit

Standings

When the other results come in...

It’s the next to last week of the tournament, and the deciding match may just come down to the final week. You can’t ask for anything better than that.

The results from last week’s matches are coming in slower than Zimbabwe’s election results, so the standings table hasn’t been updated yet.

March 31st, 2008 19 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Tournament of Lepers, Week 7

Week 6 Results

White Black Result
Tacticus Rocky Rook 1-0
Tom l3rucewayne 1-0
drunknknite Polly 1-0
gorckat Wahrheit you know…
chessloser LEP 0-1

Week 7 Matchups

White Black
l3rucewayne drunknknite
Wahrheit Rhuiden
LEP gorckat
Rocky Rook chessloser
Polly Tacticus

Standings

		 dnk Pol Whr Tac LEP l3r Tom cl  RR
1  drunknknite   xxx 1.0 --- --- 1.0 --- 1.0 1.0 1.0  5.0
2  Polly         0.0 xxx 1.0 --- 1.0 0.0 1.0 --- 1.0  4.0
3  Wahrheit      --- 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 --- --- 1.0 1.0  4.0
4  Tacticus      --- --- 0.0 xxx 0.0 1.0 1.0 --- 1.0  3.0
5  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 xxx --- --- 1.0 1.0  3.0
6  l3rucewayne   --- 1.0 --- 0.0 --- xxx 0.0 0.0 1.0  2.0
7  Tom           0.0 0.0 --- 0.0 --- 1.0 xxx 1.0 ---  2.0
8  chessloser    0.0 --- 0.0 --- 0.0 1.0 0.0 xxx ---  1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 --- --- xxx  0.0

(gorckat's been removed, unless evidence to the contrary indicates he will return)

chessloser and I had an unaesthetic slugfest, where the opening sucked. Then I won a Pawn, then an Exchange, then it was an avalanche after that.

Mr. loser also accused me of cheating, alleging the Mascot ran Fritz and fed the moves to me. This is a slap in the face; chessloser apparently thinks I’m too incompetent to cheat on my own.

I had the opportunity to watch Tom’s victory, which was quite compelling. He sacrificed an Exchange to complete powerful Queenside attack which netted him material. The material imbalance in the endgame was something like a Queen and Pawn versus Rook and Knight. l3ruce’s forces were mostly consolidated in the center and it took a while for Tom to break through. With their permission, I would like to post their game via Chess Publisher on this page.

drunknknite and l3rucewayne have a pre-arranged draw, so that should be exciting.

March 24th, 2008 20 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Round 5 Review, Exchange Sac and Blunder

In the mid-game, there was an opportunity for me to sacrifice the Exchange to (try to) hold Black’s Queen in a little cell. I couldn’t calculate the lines all the way, but the idea was interesting, so of course I could not fail to attempt it.

Tacticus slithered out and was well on the way to consolidation, but blundered a Bishop. I’m a little surprised he resigned, because I was only up two Bishops for a Rook and at my skill level, that’s not a sure win.

March 22nd, 2008 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Tournament of Lepers, Week 6

Week 5 Results

White Black Result
Tom drunknknite 0-1
l3rucewayne gorckat gorckat MIA
Wahrheit chessloser 1-0
LEP Tacticus 1-0
Rocky Rook Polly 0-1

Week 6 Matchups

White Black
Tacticus Rocky Rook
Tom l3rucewayne
drunknknite Polly
gorckat Wahrheit
chessloser LEP

Standings

		 dnk Pol Whr Tac LEP cl  l3r Tom RR  gor
1  drunknknite   xxx --- --- --- 1.0 1.0 --- 1.0 1.0 1.0 5.0
2  Polly         --- xxx 1.0 --- 1.0 --- 0.0 1.0 1.0 --- 4.0
3  Wahrheit      --- 0.0 xxx 1.0 1.0 1.0 --- --- 1.0 --- 4.0
4  Tacticus      --- --- 0.0 xxx 0.0 --- 1.0 1.0 --- 1.0 3.0
5  Liquid Egg    0.0 0.0 0.0 1.0 xxx --- --- --- 1.0 --- 2.0
6  chessloser    0.0 --- 0.0 --- --- xxx 1.0 0.0 --- 1.0 2.0
7  l3rucewayne   --- 1.0 --- 0.0 --- 0.0 xxx --- 1.0 --- 2.0
8  Tom           0.0 0.0 --- 0.0 --- 1.0 --- xxx --- --- 1.0
9  Rocky Rook    0.0 0.0 0.0 --- 0.0 --- 0.0 --- xxx --- 0.0
10  gorckat      0.0 --- --- 0.0 --- 0.0 --- --- --- xxx 0.0

Sometimes, you get a little of the “luck of the Irish”, and I certainly got that in my upset win. The game comes complete with an Exchange sac and I’ll be showing it off despite that Tacticus already posted it on his site.

There will be another tournament after this one completes (probably with a couple week break), and sign-up will start soon. Next time around, I want to try a format that’s not round robin and not Swiss, and any ideas are welcome.

Congratulations to drunknknite on hitting the rank of USCF Expert!

March 17th, 2008 14 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers

Round 4 review: Knight odds

I threw my Knight on the rim for no good reason; it felt like being down a piece. There was also a point where Polly could have won that Knight, but kept up the pressure in other ways. Then I was toast.

And if anyone was wondering how I’d gained 100 rating points by going 1-3 in the tournament, it’s because I’d not lost to anyone else at FICS during that time. Evidence the quality of chess played by LEPers is a notch above your average patzer.

March 13th, 2008 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers