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Monday Fighter!

Oh, yeah, you know I’m buying!

tips for effective advertising

January 25th, 2010 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

87 percent 4 out of 5

4 out of 5 of 87% of the people they surveyed purchase another pair within 3 months? I’m so confused…

December 7th, 2009 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

Be weary of novelties

(Monday Fighter! is an allegedly weekly feature which attempts to cheer up or inspire the masses who must start yet another work week. As always, the fortune is photographed on a wooden table.)

November 16th, 2009 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

I hope they didn’t change it yet: Simple Simplification

If you can’t solve it, neither could it? Click “Solution” to see the amazing final move.

October 26th, 2009 1 comment
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

It’s not clear whether the Angus burger is doing the hiring, or whether McDonald’s is hiring someone to become an Angus burger. Either way, it must be a heck of an interview.

Angus Burger Hiring

October 19th, 2009 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

Sorry that Donnie a’int back yet…he’s been delayed one day on his business trip. So you get me, Mr. E, to do this week’s Monday Fighter!. We got lucky ’cause we get a double-dose this week.

Here, we see one-hit wonder group Aha opened up an underwear store.

aha underwear

I don’t see what’s so funny about it. Mr. E has a sayin’: “Don’t be a fool, underwear is cool!” And if you save money on underwear, you can pay off your credit card bills.

Reader Allen sent this link with a bunch of old-school ads. They had some strange stuff, like a husband spanking his wife. Actually, maybe that one wasn’t too strange, ’cause Mrs. E likes…well, I shouldn’t talk too much about that. You kids can learn about that when you get older.

Classic over-the-top ads from yesteryear

October 5th, 2009 no comments
Posted by Mr. E Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

greta

Time to offer Fox New’s my services as an editor.

September 21st, 2009 5 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Monday Fighter!

Monday Fighter!

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“The greatest perception is continual awareness.” It sounds wiser if you don’t try to figure out what it means.

(Thanks to Allen for sending this in!)

August 31st, 2009 3 comments
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Monday Fighter!

How Ali G slapped down Kobe Bryant has had me in stiches for a while.

July 20th, 2009 no comments
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Monday Fighter!

Yo dawg.

Again, I’m behind on the times. This meme is a couple years old.

July 6th, 2009 9 comments
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