I like Target, but now I’m starting to wonder what’s going on there….

First of all, normal people call this a “toilet”. Or find a different way to abbreviate “sheet protector”:

Second: This product name is bizarre in the first place. Then the other words on the bottle do everything they can to make the product name look as bad as possible:

On the plus side, it appears Target has struck up an exclusive marketing deal with Triton:

It’s always nice when a website is so backwards-compatible, time travelers from the 1980′s can be comfortable with it.

Bonus points for the seemingly random alphabetizing (it must be done by country code, which explains why Chad is in the T section)

I like how Frito-Lay treats potatoes being grown on a farm as a bonus. (Apparently other companies manufacture their potatoes in test tubes.)

And of course, the oil and salt being natural makes them…healthier somehow?

In Tuscaloosa, there’s this regional Mexican fast food joint called “Taco Casa”. It provides a relatively decent meal if you don’t mind spending a bit more than at Taco Bell.

We can overlook the poor Spanish grammar of the restaurant’s name, because they have a cool little pamphlet who sumptuous descriptions of their menu offerings. The food names generally had pronunciation guides. Just in case there was any uncertainty about how to pronounce “Taco”:

Of course, they didn’t need to tell us how to pronounce “Chimalupa”. Everyone knows what those are:

There is no longer any excuse to utter “Nachos” as a two-syllable word, as most all of us mistakenly do. It is actually three:

While Taco Casa does not offer sopapillas, they do offer something called the “sopapia”. They sound kind of similar:

The greatest lasting memory of Katrushka’s and I’s trip to the 2011 Houston Rodeo consists of the pictures below.

Harlon’s BBQ apparently is not overly concerned with the English language. I count five spelling or grammatical errors in the first picture alone.

While not strictly a “Monday Fighter”, it’s good enough. And it was found in a Chinese restaurant.

When people think of getting grant money for school, they probably aren’t thinking about defensive driving classes…

I thought “Wal-tussin” was a bad generic ripoff name, but Dawm dishwasing liquid takes the cake.

“give up” found in Memorial Park a month or so ago. They’ve already painted over it, so you can go longer gawk at its amazing simplicity.