So there’s that quasi-famous Three Wolf Moon T-shirt. People have made obvious ripoffs that aren’t very funny, not realizing the phenomenon’s popularity had little to do with the actual shirt.
Like this one, Three Egg Moon.
Or, more the more chess-inclined, a Three Knight Moon design. Endgame Clothing could totally run with this:
Hey, guys! My marketers told me I need to get a new placemat for my restauarant (I own the national fast food chain McMascot’s, in case you didn’t know already.) So this is what I came up with, let me know if it is good enough. Thanks.
(Click on it to make it big.)
(Editor’s OOC note: I will so regret having posted this in the morning.)
(This has never happened to me in real life, of course! It’s just for the “son i am disappoint” meme.)
Print this out and hang it on your refrigerator. And you put the magnet on the emotion you feel like that day.
Next time a sentient train is trying to run you over, don’t bother stepping off the train track. Just keep chucking throwing stars at it until it blows up.
So, this T-shirt is becoming The Popular. What customers have to say about it:
“Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders.”
“I’m glad theres nothing on the back of this shirt, otherwise my mullet might be covering up a wolf, and I just don’t know how I would handle having to decide between my mullet and another wolf on this shirt.”
“I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.”
“I received the package with the shirt 2 days BEFORE I even ordered it…”
“I purchased the 3 wolf moon shirt while on vacation in Utah but I forgot it in the hotel room. Imagine my surprise when 7 weeks later, I heard a knock at my door back home. It was 3 wolf moon! It walked all the way to my house by itself. Excellent fit, too.”
Source: Joke review boosts T-shirt sales
And while we’re on the topic of race, thanks to Annie for this awesome find:
“The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?”
(I don’t know who to attribute this quote to.)
This guy can’t find a job.
If the Mascot doesn’t start getting to work with some new posts soon, I just might hire this guy.
