However you spell it, Qaddafi, Gaddafi, Gadhafi, the leader of Libya seems to be on his final legs. I don’t know what he’s planning besides bombing his own cities, but foresighted totalitarian regimes prepare for the day when they can no longer hold power.
We propose that Colonel Qaddafi follow in the footsteps of another colonel, Colonel Sanders. Sanders established a worldwide empire with his secret recipe. Qaddafi could develop his own tempting fried chicken recipe. Using halal meat, of course.
February 27th, 2011
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under Bad Ads, Random
Hello, people,
It’s been light around here lately. We’ll get back in the swing of things soon. In the meantime, here are some random stuff that I was trying to make full posts about but failed.
Animated stereoviews of old Japan: Over 100 years ago, a Japanese photographer created some stereoviews, which is a pair of photographs that gives a 3D effect when viewed together.
Dr. Claw was a serious disappointment: Remember how you always wanted to find out what Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget’s enemy) looked like? Frankly, I’d rather have the mystery back.
Hyung Jun Becomes a Progamer: If you weren’t aware, the computer game Starcraft is serious business in South Korea, with a professional circuit and its own TV channel. In this reality series, a Korean boy band heartthrob tries his hand at joining one of the progaming teams.
February 6th, 2011
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under Gaming, History, Random
Thanks to Katrushka, I have discovered nationstates.net, where you get to create your own country. There’s not so much to do; everyday, you get a chance to create law for your country, nudging the needle in the areas of civil rights, economy, and personal freedoms. It should be fun to see things develop.
So far, elections have been outlawed and bicycles have been banned from major roadways. Once the country becomes poor enough so that people can’t afford their vehicles, I’ll probably consider allowing bicycles back on the road.
If you’re wondering whether the Holy Empire of Liquid Egg Product is planned to be loosely based on North Korea…that’s perfectly accurate.
Check out: The Holy Empire of Liquid Egg Product (that’s our flag at the top, by the way)
December 22nd, 2010
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under North Korea, Random
In the United States, today is the holiday of Thanksgiving, where we talk about how thankful we are for stuff.
For example, it could be stated that I am thankful that I don’t need to talk to my doctor about Viagra (yet).
What are YOU thankful for?
November 25th, 2010
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under Random
Famous rivalries abound in both fantasy and reality. Batman vs. Joker. Ryu vs. Ken. Lakers vs. Celtics.
Yeah, yeah. Been there, seen those.
I’m going to make up some new rivalries and pretend someone will actually care about the outcome. First up: Mayor McCheese vs. Captain Hindsight
Scenario: Mayor McCheese wanders aimlessly throughout the slums of McDonaldland (the parts McDonald’s doesn’t show on TV, obviously). Marginalized since the 80′s, the Mayor bitterly contemplates his ruined life, trembling with envy and fury, knowing That Clown still has a place in the hearts of children.
Suddenly, the Mayor looks up at a moving spot in the sky. As it approaches, McCheese’s heart starts to grow with renewed hope…it’s Captain Hindsight, undoubtedly here to help get his job back.
Mayor McCheese: Captain Hindsight, I’m so glad you’re here! I’ve been fired by McDonald’s and need your help!
Captain Hindsight: Hmmm. Well, first, you shouldn’t have been a ripoff of H.R. Pufnstuf. That way, your employer couldn’t have been sued. Also, you should have been more charismatic and less of a bumbling idiot. That way, the kids would still love you and you’d be too valuable to McDonald’s to fire. Well, my job is done here!
Mayor McCheese: No.
Captain Hindsight: What?
Mayor McCheese: You crush hopes. You crush dreams. Instead of telling me something useful, you tell me what I should have done 30 years ago. Captain Hindsight, my soul is the last you will crush. Know that I am Mayor McCheese, and you will not escape alive.
Mayor McCheese
Captain Hindsight
Who wins in this battle of sworn archenemies?
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October 29th, 2010
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under Entertainment, Random
I did an analysis of three possible things that could possibly be raised: vegetables, pets, and kids. The best choice for each aspect has been highlighted.
|
Vegetables |
Pets |
Kids |
| Cheap |
Yes |
No |
Very No |
| Need to be housebroken |
No |
Yes |
Yes |
| Complain if you forget to feed them |
No |
Yes |
Yes |
| Can be consumed for food |
Yes |
Yes |
Yes |
| Can legally be consumed for food |
Yes |
Varies by country |
No |
| It’s not gross to watch them reproduce |
Yes |
No |
No |
| They might try to off you to cash out on the life insurance |
No |
No |
Yes |
| But at least you can force them to do chores |
No |
Very limited |
Yes |
Yes, I think the choice is pretty obvious.
September 27th, 2010
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Posted by Donnie
Filed under Random
Come up with your own limerick! Here’s mine:
On Thursday, a whole lot of folk
Insisted on eating egg yolk.
The yolk had E. Coli,
The peeps thought they would die
When they all started barfing in bulk.
September 21st, 2010
7 comments
Posted by Donnie
Filed under Random
: Hey, Donnie, I have a question. About human males.
: OK…
: What percentage of guys would have sex with Nancy Pelosi just to say they boned someone famous?
: Um. Probably more than would actually admit it.
: What about you?
: No.
: Your goatee looks kinda dumb, to be honest.
: Yeah, thanks.
September 7th, 2010
5 comments
Posted by The Mascot
Filed under Burning Agony, Random
