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Tournament of Lepers 2, Week 3

Week 3 Pairings
White Black
Polly Chessaholic
Sciurus Drunknknite
Blunderprone Tom
Takchess Wang
Wahrheit Ivan
Donnie The Bye

Once I get the rest of the results, I’ll do the crosstable. Has drunknknite become “The Bye” of the Alex Chiu division? He hasn’t updated his blog in a while and I hadn’t heard that he played either of the first two games.

June 23rd, 2008 27 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers, Uncategorized

Tournament of Lepers 2, Week 2

I’m exhausted, so won’t post a crosstable of results (not like it’s a big deal until week 2). Chessaholic and I won, Polly and Blunderprone drew, while the other games will be played later or I have not received the results.

Week 2 Pairings
White Black
Drunknknite Chessaholic
Polly Tom
Sciurus Blunderprone
Ivan The Bye
Donnie Wang
Wahrheit Takchess

June 16th, 2008 18 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess, Tournament of Lepers, Uncategorized

VIP Miami

With apologies to the readership, since only two of you will understand this.

It looks like VIP Spa has opened a branch in Miami.

(BONUS: Some more background on VIP Spa)

VIP Spa Expansion

May 29th, 2008 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

Darth Egg Product

Darth Vader

Posts have been rather rare here, if only because I am preparing to delve into a shadowy project, anathema to all decent, everyday folk.

You will shun me, spit on my website, and disown me. But it doesn’t matter.

You don’t know the power of the Dark Side.

EDIT: This project is not the David K/Phaedrus collaboration, which may actually end up having some redeeming social value.

May 26th, 2008 8 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

Happy Mouther Day

Happy Mouther Day

If you’re one of those people who can’t keep their mouth shut, Happy Mouther Day! They say it’s also Mother’s Day. I don’t know your mothers, but I’ll bet some of them should get Mother’s Day AND Mouther Day cards. My mom isn’t a big talker, so it doesn’t apply to her (Donnie said his mom wasn’t a loud-mouth, but who knows; he might just be embarrassed.)

I decided to get my mom a family portrait from when I was a kid digitized. It wasn’t worth the money to frame and send the picture, so I just told her that she can right-click on the picture and left-click “Save Image As” to save the picture to her hard drive.

Mascot family portrait for Mother’s Day


: I never knew your mom was an octahedron.

: It’s a recessive gene.

: How come I’ve never seen any octahedral eggs?

: They won’t fit right into the egg cartons.


: Although I already called…Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! (I couldn’t show off a family portrait, because all that stuff’s in Houston, boo hoo.)

May 11th, 2008 7 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

Leap Year Thoughts

When I start having little eggs, I’m going to time it so they’re born on Feb 29. That way, I only have to buy birthday presents for them once every 4 years.

Being a salaried worker, I’m working an extra day this year, but being paid the same. There needs to be a little compensation for my extra time.

McDonald’s is selling hamburgers today for 29 cents, as if that makes up for them selling Egg McMuffins.

February 29th, 2008 1 comment
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

Swoon your sweetie

Hey, guys! Were you one of those losers who forgot to give your girl something for Valentine’s? No sweat; I’m here to save your bacon.

First, you need to get a piece of cardboard and fold it in half. Or you can use a postcard.

Mascot Valentine, Front

Print out this first one. Then stick it on the front of the cardboard or postcard. You should use scotch tape instead of duct tape so it looks better. You could use glue, except the paper will crinkle up.

Then put this next one on the back or inside (depending on your style of card).

Mascot Valentine, back or inside

Your girl will be so impressed, she’ll forget you didn’t get her a real present!

February 14th, 2008 9 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

I continue to bow before the will of the people

Since at least one or two of you demanded it, I’ve posted my bio. Hope you’re happy now-.

January 23rd, 2008 5 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

The new year

So we’re couple weeks into the new year. Does 2008 really feel any different from 2007?

January 15th, 2008 7 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Uncategorized

The things I do for my the readers…

If this photo makes no sense to you, read this joker’s comment.

Posing seductively on a bed of green peppers, onions, cheese and ham

It was a real pain in the butt to get permission from the Egyptian government to use the inside of a pyramid for this pic. I was going to hire a couple of chicks to dress in skimpy ancient Egyptian clothing and fan me with those feather fans, but the plane ticket was so expensive I didn’t have enough money left. I hope you’re happy.

December 9th, 2007 11 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Uncategorized