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Check out my abs

Hey, I’ve been working out recently, and I look even more manly than ever. Let me know how good you think my rock-hard abs look.

The Mascot\'s Abs

July 18th, 2008 14 comments
Posted by Liquid E. P. Mascot Filed under Sports

14 Comments »

  1. just to let you know, i keep visiting here, and reading your new posts, just very, very, very busy here.

    brilliant today. as funny and smart as you are, you should have fourteen 28 year old professional, fit, attractive, and engaging women (with beautiful hair let me dare say!) lined up outside your door). men line up at my door, but i must send them all away, for it is the women i want. gods cruel joke. exactly why despite my ability to grow a mustach that i cannot wear one, as it leads to gross misunderstanding.

    warmest dk

    Comment by David K, Seattle | 18 July 2008

  2. what is this, a geometry problem? geez mascot why don’t you go sit on a wall.

    Comment by annie | 18 July 2008

  3. I see five lines… not the six-pack abs one would expect.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 18 July 2008

  4. Ah Blunderprone, oh ye of little imagination…and annie, as a friend of the site I’d expect more of you. cannot you see those are the tightest abs ever? How much body fat are we talking, o.o %! Mascot’s training tips helped me lose 10 lbs. of fat, I recommend you take him a little seriously on this stuff.

    Comment by Wahrheit | 19 July 2008

  5. I can’t take someone seriously when they use such poor grammar. “I look more manly than ever”? it’s MANLIER, you oblong cretin.

    Congrats on the svelteness Wahrheit, but unless you plan to exclusively date right angles and trapezoids, I suggest you keep some curves. I once had dinner with a parallel line segment. Conversation sucked but at least I knew he was straight. No offense to those who are not.

    In addition, I’ve received word from the egg-loving harem that mascot has been less than gentlemanly. Do you know what happens to eggs who misbehave, mascot? Word to your mother.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJGnaXs

    Fair warning. I had eggs fried in bacon grease for breakfast today. And I may consider a repeat tomorrow.

    Comment by annie | 19 July 2008

  6. Sure, the mascot may have low body fat, but how’s his cholesterol?

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 19 July 2008

  7. Finally! A belly button photo!!

    Comment by Mysterious Navel Fetishist | 19 July 2008

  8. Annie, the reason why the conversation sucked with the parallel line segment date was because his topics never converged with yours!

    Comment by Blunderprone | 19 July 2008

  9. Anybody else reminded of The Hudsucker Proxy?

    Comment by Derek Slater | 19 July 2008

  10. p.s. DK - that’s hilarious :)

    Comment by Derek Slater | 19 July 2008

  11. looking pretty ripped. i’m not gay, but…damn….

    Comment by chessloser | 21 July 2008

  12. David Hasselhoff is going to be so jealous…. ;)

    Comment by tanc (happyhippo) | 22 July 2008

  13. Sir in truth you are a manly…egg?

    Comment by wang | 23 July 2008

  14. @David: It’s a good thing eggs have a hard time growing mustaches. I mean, I could if I really needed to, but, as you do, I prefer the attentions of the fairer sex.

    @Annie: Oh, oh, oh, oh. I just got that one. I’d like to think I’m smarter than that HD guy.

    On the Internet, you’re grammar don’t have to be good.

    You know why they pulled that “this is your brain on drugs” campaign? Because EETE lobbied Congress, and they recognized it was cruel and unusual. So suck on that.

    @Blunderprone: I’m going to give you a break and assume you weren’t wearing your glasses or something. It’s RIGHT THERE, I don’t know how you can’t see it.

    @Wahrheit: That lost weight is why you could show off your body in that picture you posted. You’re already married, so I guess you don’t need another woman, but if you weren’t, you’d have almost as many women lined up as me!

    @Tacticus: My cholesterol…is average…for an egg. I’d appreciate some more convenient questions, thanks.

    @Fetishist: What else you like? I’m very accommodating.

    @Blunderprone: Hardy-har-har.

    @Derek: But if I were a circle, that wouldn’t be as sexy.

    @chessloser: You know, I knew I was attractive to women, but never quite realized I had the power to turn straight men gay. (BDK wrote me a gay love song some time ago, don’t remember where that went…)

    @tanc: Yes, he is! And unlike him, I don’t have any embarrassing videos of being drunk while eating a hamburger.

    @Wang: In truth! You can see it yourself!

    Comment by The Mascot | 23 July 2008

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