Comments on: Check out my abs

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:18:12 +0000

@David: It’s a good thing eggs have a hard time growing mustaches. I mean, I could if I really needed to, but, as you do, I prefer the attentions of the fairer sex.

@Annie: Oh, oh, oh, oh. I just got that one. I’d like to think I’m smarter than that HD guy.

On the Internet, you’re grammar don’t have to be good.

You know why they pulled that “this is your brain on drugs” campaign? Because EETE lobbied Congress, and they recognized it was cruel and unusual. So suck on that.

@Blunderprone: I’m going to give you a break and assume you weren’t wearing your glasses or something. It’s RIGHT THERE, I don’t know how you can’t see it.

@Wahrheit: That lost weight is why you could show off your body in that picture you posted. You’re already married, so I guess you don’t need another woman, but if you weren’t, you’d have almost as many women lined up as me!

@Tacticus: My cholesterol…is average…for an egg. I’d appreciate some more convenient questions, thanks.

@Fetishist: What else you like? I’m very accommodating.

@Blunderprone: Hardy-har-har.

@Derek: But if I were a circle, that wouldn’t be as sexy.

@chessloser: You know, I knew I was attractive to women, but never quite realized I had the power to turn straight men gay. (BDK wrote me a gay love song some time ago, don’t remember where that went…)

@tanc: Yes, he is! And unlike him, I don’t have any embarrassing videos of being drunk while eating a hamburger.

@Wang: In truth! You can see it yourself!

By: wang

wang — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:41:35 +0000

Sir in truth you are a manly…egg?

By: tanc (happyhippo)

tanc (happyhippo) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:20:36 +0000

David Hasselhoff is going to be so jealous….

By: chessloser

chessloser — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:51:05 +0000

looking pretty ripped. i’m not gay, but…damn….

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:16:07 +0000

p.s. DK – that’s hilarious

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:15:11 +0000

Anybody else reminded of The Hudsucker Proxy?

By: Blunderprone

Blunderprone — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:24:37 +0000

Annie, the reason why the conversation sucked with the parallel line segment date was because his topics never converged with yours!

By: Mysterious Navel Fetishist

Mysterious Navel Fetishist — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:09:44 +0000

Finally! A belly button photo!!

By: Tacticus Maximus

Tacticus Maximus — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:25:14 +0000

Sure, the mascot may have low body fat, but how’s his cholesterol?

By: annie

annie — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:57:01 +0000

I can’t take someone seriously when they use such poor grammar. “I look more manly than ever”? it’s MANLIER, you oblong cretin.

Congrats on the svelteness Wahrheit, but unless you plan to exclusively date right angles and trapezoids, I suggest you keep some curves. I once had dinner with a parallel line segment. Conversation sucked but at least I knew he was straight. No offense to those who are not.

In addition, I’ve received word from the egg-loving harem that mascot has been less than gentlemanly. Do you know what happens to eggs who misbehave, mascot? Word to your mother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJGnaXs

Fair warning. I had eggs fried in bacon grease for breakfast today. And I may consider a repeat tomorrow.