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-- Bobby Fischer

Comedy drought

“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”

That was the one-liner that won the funniest joke in something called the Edinburgh Fringe. Maybe it was absolutely hilarious in context. But, man.

The following procedure should give you a decent chance to win this award:

1. Go to the Edinburgh Fringe with a random book.
2. Open the book to a random page and read a random sentence.

August 23rd, 2009 2 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under In the News, Patently Ineffective

  1. annie posted the following on 24 August 2009 at 12:44 am.

    any line from your quote rotation would win that contest.

        Reply to annie
  2. Donnie posted the following on 24 August 2009 at 4:03 pm.

    The sad part is that it’s literally true. Every single quote is funnier than that hedgehog joke.

        Reply to Donnie

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