Comedy drought
“Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?”
That was the one-liner that won the funniest joke in something called the Edinburgh Fringe. Maybe it was absolutely hilarious in context. But, man.
The following procedure should give you a decent chance to win this award:
1. Go to the Edinburgh Fringe with a random book.
2. Open the book to a random page and read a random sentence.




any line from your quote rotation would win that contest.
Reply to annieThe sad part is that it’s literally true. Every single quote is funnier than that hedgehog joke.
Reply to Donnie