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Complete win

1,000 thanks to Joe Lee of ROTK for this find: “You know you start to wonder what the age of the biochem researchers demographic is when they start releasing ads like this.”: It’s called EpMotion


EpMotion

July 11th, 2008 6 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Babes & Alleged Babes, Bad Ads, Burning Agony, Patently Ineffective, Science/Technology, Uncomfortability, Weaksauce Losers

6 Comments »

  1. First: WTF?

    Secondly: I can see the “boy bands” of the 90’s finally found a nitch market.

    Thirdly: Those sell outs! Why back in MY day… gogin commercial was such a taboo… but then everybody needs to make a buck.

    “Put down the pipette baby and pick me up” … I may have to use that line.

    Comment by Blunderprone | 11 July 2008

  2. I passed this on to my sister that runs a lab for a major university. I’ll let you know her reaction (if she ever talks to me again).

    Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 11 July 2008

  3. this is permanently in my head now. no amount of drinking has even dented the memory. i am now blasting debussy in hopes of at least replacing “AND IT’S CALLLLED E-P-MOSHUN!!”…let’s cross our fingers.

    Comment by annie | 13 July 2008

  4. Hi, I just created a chess blog and posted a couple of my games (I’m an amateur). I’d appreciate if anyone has the time to maybe analyze and leave feedback about my play or my blog. Thanks.
    chessandstuff.blogspot.com

    Comment by RT Solo | 13 July 2008

  5. @Blunderprone: A slight modification of that line—“Put down the pipette baby and pick mine up”—takes it to a whole other level.

    @Tacticus: Sweet! Just remind her it wasn’t your fault.

    @Annie: You need to help me think of a song just as annoying and catchy, except chess-themed.

    @RT Solo: If you’ve come here for insightful, useful chess analysis…this is the wrong place, my friend. (Reference especially this.) Nonetheless, I’ll swing by and attempt to be helpful.

    Comment by Donnie | 13 July 2008

  6. Ok I couldn’t make one so I turned to youtube. youtube knows everything.

    Here’s one that made me say “ouch”:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=OGi_bPIYBWY

    And here’s one that’s actually kind of ok, but only because it’s Weezer. Yes, Weezer.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=gOoy0M034Fs

    Comment by annie | 15 July 2008

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