First: WTF?

Secondly: I can see the “boy bands” of the 90′s finally found a nitch market.

Thirdly: Those sell outs! Why back in MY day… gogin commercial was such a taboo… but then everybody needs to make a buck.

“Put down the pipette baby and pick me up” … I may have to use that line.

this is permanently in my head now. no amount of drinking has even dented the memory. i am now blasting debussy in hopes of at least replacing “AND IT’S CALLLLED E-P-MOSHUN!!”…let’s cross our fingers.

@Blunderprone: A slight modification of that line—“Put down the pipette baby and pick mine up”—takes it to a whole other level.

@Tacticus: Sweet! Just remind her it wasn’t your fault.

@Annie: You need to help me think of a song just as annoying and catchy, except chess-themed.

@RT Solo: If you’ve come here for insightful, useful chess analysis…this is the wrong place, my friend. (Reference especially this.) Nonetheless, I’ll swing by and attempt to be helpful.