Congratulations! I got good score!
WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
I BEAT TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST GAME I’VE EVER PLAYED!!!!!!!
OK. Phew.
It’s a real bear because there are 100 levels, and there’s no way I’m doing that in one sitting. And there’s no way to save the game. So I had to do 5 levels here, 10 levels here over the course of a few days, pausing the game every so often (wasting precious electricity while I’m at work not using the comp, since turning it off would obviously wipe out all progress).
Maybe it’s not a true victory, in that I used the cheat code to get 27 extra mans in the beginning (you normally get 3). And I needed 23 of them to win. Even so. Around level 92, it looked like I was going to fall just short:
And at level 96, I was down to 4 mans. Fortunately, that was the last difficult level, as level 97 cycled back to the start of the cottage placement cycle. (There are 32 cottage placements, more or less trending easy to hard)
You get a free mans every 300 points. That means I earned 48 mans, for a total of 78 (including the ones I started out with), and burned burninated through 72 of them.
The ending was pitiful (undoubtedly on purpose):
It shows the characters, says “Keep Playing” at the end, then sends you to level 101.
Enough of that. Time to do work now.
it’s MEN! or LIVES! “mans”?!?! what are you, 5?!?! then again you *are* indecently happy about winning a video game so maybe you are 5. HAHAHA congrats. kinda like caro and her paneldupon.
Reply to annie“Mans” is the term used in the game itself. Along with “burninate” instead of “burn”.
You are correct about my maturity level, however. I’ll ask you (or Caro) what a paneldupon is later.
Reply to Donnie Briggscool beans, this was the only picture I could find about this.
Reply to Dylan GrohGood times, good times. When one has a wife or girlfriend these 100 level games get increasingly hard to complete…
Reply to RobertFortunately, my girlfriend likes video games more than me!
Reply to DonnieGrammar Nazi sez…
My girlfriend likes video games more than *I*. You’re just making it sound like I like video games more than I like you, and that’s not true.
(except when you’re cranky)
<3
Reply to KatrushkaMe don’t know what you’re problem is.
Reply to Derek SlaterI see you’ve let Bizarro Derek post for you
Reply to KatrushkaGrammar is for wimps.
Reply to The MascotI don’t even want advice from an egg that never gets laid.
Reply to KatrushkaHas details of the mascots’ birth ever been revealed? This might be the biggest revelation yet. This was an egg that was not laid by an avian…
Reply to AllenWe’re still not sure, to be honest. According to the Mascot, “My first memory is pushing open the top of an egg carton, then stepping out of the container and into an aisle of the dairy section.”
But he’s probably just embarrassed and is hiding something.
Reply to DonnieI always thought he was born in the wagon of a travelin’ show, and his Mama would dance for the money they’d throw…
Reply to RobertUnfortunately, I wasn’t cultured enough to recognize those as lyrics from a Cher song.
Did you know Cher is pronounced more like “share” than “chur”? Criminy.
Reply to DonnieIt’s French, you uneducated heathen.
Reply to KatrushkaYeah, uneducated heathen
Reply to QDamn, an egg walking into the dairy aisle. All we need was for someone to walk by with a bottle of liquor and we’d have egg nog good to go. I wonder if the Mascot realizes how close to eggnoggy death he was.
Reply to Allen