Construction Bob Escapes from Hell
I was showing the Mascot this video and we agreed that it would be awesome to make a game as good as this.
Thanks to one of my good college friends (who occasionally uses the moniker “Construction Bob”) for introducing me to this fine game.
“Remember kids, don’t try this at home even if you have a bottomless pit in your backyard”!



you WHAT?
Not sure if I should laugh or be concerned. I’ll be concerned first. When I hear from you, I’ll laugh.
Reply to annieyou gonna make “the mascot escapes from chicago o’hare airport” game? THAT would be the heat right there….
Reply to chessloser@Annie: I didn’t realize you were talking about my hitting myself in the balls this week. I thought you were worried that I think Construction Bob’s a good game.
@chessloser: LOL! That’s a wonderful working title. Check back in a few months; then there might actually be a game to go along with it…
Reply to DonnieHow about “chessloser escapes from Philly”?? There would be the “annoying little kiddie” area to complete, followed by the “cranky old guys who hate playing little brats” area followed by the “sandbaggers and ringers” area. Complete all those and you win your section!
Reply to PollyLOL! You know, that would be awesome. Just need to get chessloser to record himself saying “Ouch” and screaming in agony, plus a full-body pic so I can accurately portray his well-formed body. Chess will never be the same.
Reply to Donniepolly will be in philly, she can stand behind me with a tape recorder while i play. you will get a lot of ouches, agony screams, and profanity for the soundtrack to the game….
Reply to chessloserI’ll only be in Philly if I can clone myself and have the chess Polly there, and the Tae Kwon Do Polly in Jeun Ju, South Korea at the same time.
Reply to PollyYeah, this is exactly what we need. Games featuring Everybody’s Favorite Egg (TM)!
chessloser in a game would be…well…almost as cool, I guess. But nothing like seeing me!
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