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Cool like Mahmoud

I was looking at that pixelish looking picture of M-Ahm (that’s hip-hop for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) and thought it looked cool. So take a look at me in that pose:

Mascot Ahmadinejad Had to crop to 166px high…

Yep, yep. Pretty sweet.

By the way, a shout out to all my fan(s) who give me love, like l3rucewayne. And a thumbs-down and a “Boo” to those who doubt my manhood, like Annie. It’s not like you’re so masculine yourself.

September 24th, 2007 7 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under CG

  1. annie posted the following on 24 September 2007 at 11:24 pm.

    I challenge you to a manhood contest. I can actually *make* testosterone. Beat that.

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  2. l3rucewayne posted the following on 25 September 2007 at 12:04 am.

    The resmblance is striking, who can doubt your masculinity now?
    annie: I don’t get it, are you a biochemist or something?

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  3. Donnie posted the following on 25 September 2007 at 8:58 am.

    @Annie: Have you ever challenged Carlos to a manhood contest? (Not that you’d win, of course. I hope.)

    @l3rucewayne: All humans (even female) naturally produce testosterone. Eggs not so much. The Mascot hasn’t responded yet, so maybe he chickened out.

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  4. annie posted the following on 25 September 2007 at 11:31 am.

    haha… eggs…chicken… haha… i must *really* be tired because I’ve been laughing at that little crack for about 10 minutes. Crack… egg. haha

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  5. l3rucewayne posted the following on 25 September 2007 at 7:18 pm.

    Ahhh, it was a challenge to the egg. Sometimes I’m slow on the uptake.

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  6. annie posted the following on 26 September 2007 at 1:16 am.

    you know… i do know how to change the oil in my car, and carlos doesn’t. At least I don’t think he does. Not that I would ever do it myself. and 13ruce, it’sok. i was basically a useless pile of protolasm at work today so slow on the uptake isn’t so bad by comparison.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 26 September 2007 at 8:51 am.

    @Annie: Both our puns were horrible; I concur that you must have been tired.

    Changing oil is something that you defer to a shop, which can do it much more quickly.

    @l3rucewayne: Just say you are too tired with work/school (whichever happens to be the case). As long as people don’t think you’re a total moron already, it works.

    Tonight on Hannity & Colmes: which is worse, being slow on the uptake or being a useless pile of protoplasm?

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