Comments on: Touchdown, Dolphins! Against them!

By: Donnie

Donnie — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:30:42 +0000

I can’t imagine them starting 0-7 next year, but I am optimistic they can pull off losing their next 3. But the Ravens are the type of team that can lay an egg…

The Wannstache is cool. Don’t underestimate him!

By: Wahrheit

Wahrheit — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:50:34 +0000

Man, I wanted your undying gratitude but I still haven’t found the clip on the Web. I did find some FL columnist waxing on about how much he missed Dave Wannstedt. Which in itself tells one just how bad things have become.

One thing that occurred to me–we shouldn’t forget that the Dolphins are trying to become the first 0-16, but Tampa Bay lost 26 in a row–the ‘phins are only half way there! (Update-I realized they lost their last three in 2006, so only 10 to go!)

By: Donnie

Donnie — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:39:38 +0000

It seems like every other week some athlete’s guarantee something. The last athlete’s guarantee that was worth something was when Vick guaranteed he’d be spending prison time by voluntarily serving it early.

Thanks for the Hendrie tip! Will check it out tonight. I was wondering whether he’d return once his TV, etc. aspirations fizzled.

By: Blue Devil Knight

Blue Devil Knight — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:03:26 +0000

PS I just found out Phil Hendrie is back on the air!!!

By: Blue Devil Knight

Blue Devil Knight — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:12:11 +0000

The world is back in balance. The Patriots’ Yin complements the Dolphins’ Yang (or is it the other way around?).

The Patriots shoved Smith’s ‘guaranteed win’ up his ass, lubricated with some fresh Moss. That was sweet. I don’t think he’ll make that mistake again.

In two weeks, the universe will be in alignment (assuming the Dolphins won’t beat the Ravens, which of course they won’t: the Ravens will be fired up to not lose to the defeated team, and we saw how well they can play fired up last week against the Pats (and we also saw what a bunch of whining crybaby bitches they can be when they lose)).

So in two weeks, the universe will be in perfect harmony, Yin and Yang dancing on the same field, magic pixie dust floating about. Who knows what will happen? It’s like mixing matter and antimatter. The universe might disappear, or a black hole may be generated in Foxboro. It’s like the first nuclear fission experiment: you don’t know what the hell’s gonna happen.

I recommend stocking up on water, food, and ammunition.