Eat fresh.
: There’s something I don’t get. You know those “$5 footlong” Subway commercials?
: Sure. Pretty annoying, right?
: Yes, but not only that, they’re ambiguous.
: What do you mean?
: For example, if I were a gigolo hard-up for work, that’s exactly the slogan I would use. You don’t think people get confused?
: Probably not.


So Mascot, are you implying that yours is a foot long?
Comment by Q | 3 December 2008
Ever since I started taking Sueper Sex.
Comment by The Mascot | 3 December 2008
Weren’t we supposed to be adding more chess content or something?
Comment by Mr. E | 3 December 2008
saaaaaaaaved by zeeeeeeero
the only thing more annoying than $5 footlongs.
Comment by annie | 17 December 2008