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-- Vernon Dozier

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: There’s something I don’t get. You know those “$5 footlong” Subway commercials?

: Sure. Pretty annoying, right?

: Yes, but not only that, they’re ambiguous.

: What do you mean?

: For example, if I were a gigolo hard-up for work, that’s exactly the slogan I would use. You don’t think people get confused?

: Probably not.

December 2nd, 2008 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

4 Comments »

  1. So Mascot, are you implying that yours is a foot long?

    Comment by Q | 3 December 2008

  2. Ever since I started taking Sueper Sex.

    Comment by The Mascot | 3 December 2008

  3. Weren’t we supposed to be adding more chess content or something?

    Comment by Mr. E | 3 December 2008

  4. saaaaaaaaved by zeeeeeeero

    the only thing more annoying than $5 footlongs.

    Comment by annie | 17 December 2008

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