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: There’s something I don’t get. You know those “$5 footlong” Subway commercials?

: Sure. Pretty annoying, right?

: Yes, but not only that, they’re ambiguous.

: What do you mean?

: For example, if I were a gigolo hard-up for work, that’s exactly the slogan I would use. You don’t think people get confused?

: Probably not.

December 2nd, 2008 4 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads

  1. Q posted the following on 3 December 2008 at 10:40 am.

    So Mascot, are you implying that yours is a foot long?

        Reply to Q
  2. The Mascot posted the following on 3 December 2008 at 12:38 pm.

    Ever since I started taking Sueper Sex.

        Reply to The Mascot
  3. Mr. E posted the following on 3 December 2008 at 12:40 pm.

    Weren’t we supposed to be adding more chess content or something?

        Reply to Mr. E
  4. annie posted the following on 17 December 2008 at 11:41 pm.

    saaaaaaaaved by zeeeeeeero

    the only thing more annoying than $5 footlongs.

        Reply to annie

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