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Eggony: the best web game

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January 5th, 2010 15 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Bad Ads, Gaming

  1. Robert posted the following on 5 January 2010 at 10:05 pm.

    Donnie, you are indeed an evil genius.

    Was the giant arrow really necessary? I think the human eye would be drawn to that sector pretty quickly regardless. Some kind of survival instinct.

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  2. annie posted the following on 6 January 2010 at 8:46 pm.

    thank God you didn’t use one of the bikini ones. I would have punched a hole in my monitor.

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  3. tommyg posted the following on 7 January 2010 at 12:04 am.

    Hey Liquid Egg!

    Just wanted to let you know that I have been sticking with the buying food for the food bank thing!

    In fact with your permission I am going to post about it on my blog to try and get some other people to jump on. I will give you (and/or the mascot) the full credit for the inspiration!

    It is so easy to do I am ashamed I wasn’t doing this before your post!

    Happy New Year!

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  4. Donnie posted the following on 7 January 2010 at 2:47 pm.

    @Robert: The target audience for the arrow is those people who read Playboy for the articles. They need a little guidance to get the point. It’s a market Evony doesn’t seem to tap.

    By the way, the Mascot is still passed out from the New Years’ party; I suspect he’ll post his thoughts on that party soon…

    @Annie: You may punch a hole in your monitor when you find out I made the picture myself.

    @Tommy: No need to give credit or ask permission! Now that it’s past the holiday season, people’s giving goes down and reminders are always helpful that need is a year-long problem.

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  5. the real thryge posted the following on 8 January 2010 at 3:27 am.

    more like agony.

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  6. annie posted the following on 9 January 2010 at 12:56 pm.

    wow… that’s not a bad rendition. you must have a lot of… experience… observing… that area. hahahaha :)

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    1. Donnie posted the following on 10 January 2010 at 4:05 pm.

      Not very much experience, actually. Most of the heavy lifting is from the people who made the models. All I had to do was to stick everything together.

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  7. Some girl posted the following on 10 January 2010 at 8:31 pm.

    That picture is just Mrs Chessloser with egg on her face. I wonder if CL knows his wife goes for that LOL.

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  8. Q posted the following on 12 January 2010 at 4:23 am.

    I think you did not link the website. I tried clicking on “Play NOW” and nothing happened. Can you fix this please?

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  9. Derek Slater posted the following on 12 January 2010 at 5:15 pm.

    Can we move on from this post please? :)

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    1. Mr. E posted the following on 13 January 2010 at 9:46 am.

      Me too. I keep refreshin’ the site, and Mrs. E is wonderin’ why I keep visitin’ this site with computer generated breasts.

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  10. annie posted the following on 13 January 2010 at 2:05 am.

    can someone please comment on the chess post please

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  11. Q posted the following on 13 January 2010 at 8:42 am.

    I also tried to click where the arrow pointed. Though that was the link. Still nothing. Am I missing something here? :)

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  12. Donnie posted the following on 13 January 2010 at 9:50 am.

    @Some girl: Thanks for the information. I suspect not even

    @Q: There wasn’t supposed to be a link to a game.

    However, we’ve decided to release a real Eggony game and it will be up Thursday or Friday.

    @Derek: We’re moving on, but you may regret it.

    @Annie: No one comes here for the chess anymore. Not even me.

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  13. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 19 February 2010 at 9:05 pm.

    Oh, I thought the graphic was an intro to the game … and that the game was about rescuing eggs out from having fallen between women’s giganto breasts. Sigh. Liquid Egg Product disappoints AGAIN!!
    :P

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