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Enter for your chance to win $1,000…just for reading LEP!

Liquid Egg Product is planning on holding a grand celebration for the next arrival of Halley’s Comet. On the next perihelion of Halley’s Comet, we will be giving away $1,000* to a lucky reader!

halley LEP contest

* Terms and Conditions

Drawing will be held on the next perihelion of Halley’s Coment, currently predicted to be July 28, 2061.
Readers who leave a comment on this post are eligible to win. Yes, even Thryge.
Readers are eligible for only one entry. Multiple comments do not increase a reader’s chances to win.
LEP employees and their immediate family members are not eligible for the drawing.
One (1) reader will be selected at random to be the winner. If the reader dies before July 28, 2061, too bad.
If liquideggproduct.com no longer exists on July 28, 2061, the money will not be awarded.
If no employees of LEP are still living on July 28, 2061, the money will not be awarded.
If the United States collapses and there is no such thing as a dollar on the drawing date, LEP will award the money in a currency of its choosing.
The amount of the contest money will not be adjusted for inflation.
For faster receipt of the money, readers may place inside their comment their checking account number, routing number, and any other relevant information needed for wiring of the money.
However, LEP does not recommend putting your checking account number in your comment due to security issues. LEP cannot be held liable for your stupidity.

January 13th, 2010 7 comments
Posted by Egg Fu Yung Filed under Blog News

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Robert posted the following on 13 January 2010 at 7:20 pm.
I am soooo in! I will only be 100 and due to anti-aging technologies I will be working on my 12th degree black belt in Jeet Kun Do while fathering my 23rd child. Alex Chiu will look, well, EXACTLY the same.

Also, better watch out with the inflation condition; I predict that we’ll be on a gold standard and $1,000 will be three month’s wages.

Alternatively, we’ll all be living our fantasies in the equivalent of the Star Trek TNG holodeck, in which case I still want the G in my virtual account.
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Donnie posted the following on 14 January 2010 at 8:57 am.
Good news, Robert! If we extrapolate the current trend over the next 51 years, you’ll be the winner by default!

It looks like people don’t like free money after all.
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Allen posted the following on 15 January 2010 at 4:13 pm.
What happens on the off chance that Halley’s Comet slams into Earth?
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1. Donnie posted the following on 17 January 2010 at 9:23 am.
  That’s covered in rule #9: “The amount of the contest money will not be adjusted for inflation.”
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Mrs Chessloser posted the following on 15 January 2010 at 5:24 pm.
Where is my pic?

Mrs Chessloser
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1. Robert posted the following on 15 January 2010 at 9:26 pm.
  This one right?
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2. Donnie posted the following on 17 January 2010 at 9:22 am.
  The problem is that in 2061, you’re going to look something like this.
  
  We asked Miss Cleo about it; she said you’ll die from an incident involving a rabid wombat sometime in the 2030′s.
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