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Get ripped in 4 Weeks

get ripped in 4 weeks

October 27th, 2009 7 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Patently Ineffective, Snake Oil

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  1. Derek Slater posted the following on 28 October 2009 at 10:08 am.

    Looks like they’re also using the teeth-whitening stuff.

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  2. Donnie posted the following on 30 October 2009 at 9:57 am.

    Actually, they brush their teeth using ShamWows.

        Reply to Donnie
  3. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 1 November 2009 at 5:20 am.

    Apparently, by obeying “these 2 simple rules”, you retain your smile, but your skin color gets really dark and your whole body gets covered in black moss starting from your sideburns …

    Please tell me what “these 2 simple rules” are so I can avoid them at all costs.

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  4. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 1 November 2009 at 5:22 am.

    Oh, now I see why you posted it, you have a link, duh.

    Man. That 12-yr-old’s a bit precocious to want to start impressing the ladies already …

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  5. Sworn Enemy :) posted the following on 1 November 2009 at 5:24 am.

    Hahah, your graphics are so fun, D. I now see that after following the 2 easy rules you also get teleported to … China? Sweet. Maybe I do want to know the secrets after all, despite the massive out-of-control hair growth.

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  6. Anonymous posted the following on 7 November 2009 at 4:57 pm.

    turned into a nagger. (people who annoy you)

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 7 November 2009 at 11:55 pm.

    @Sworn Enemy: If you want, I can Photoshop you with the after-effects of the pills, then you can make your own decision.

    @Anonymous: “I know it, but I don’t think I should say it…”

        Reply to Donnie

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