God arrested for selling cocaine
For those of you who consider Liquid Egg Product a primary source for world news, I apologize for being a little lax recently. However, rest assured that I continue to keep an eye out for relevant, engaging topics.
Recently, Tampa police arrested God, accusing him of selling cocaine–near a church of all places. Of course, there’s a bit more to the story than that sentence indicates, but it makes an almost unbeatable headline.
As long as reality continues to remain more interesting than fiction, I plan to stick around as long as possible.
Source: God accused of selling cocaine
You are my primary source for world news, actually. I’ve found that there is so much stuff going on everywhere that’s of no practical use to me whatsoever, it’s best to just have an intelligent filter that picks out the important stuff, like this story.
I’d love it if you and the Mascot would also do some election coverage.
Comment by Wahrheit | 25 June 2008
So, in other news, think you’ll make it to the Houston Chess Meetup?
Comment by Tacticus Maximus | 26 June 2008
@Wahrheit: Right! No sense in covering stuff like rising oil prices or the Zimbabwe elections.
We’ll throw in some election coverage like only we can.
@Tacticus: Barring some sort of disaster, I expect to be there.
Comment by Donnie | 26 June 2008
New tag line for Egg-news: The “in your face” Egg news… because we can’t make this stuff up.
Comment by Blunderprone | 26 June 2008
nonononon…. “ON YOUR FACE” Egg News….’cause if you’re caught reading it, that’s how you’ll feel. heh heh.
Although I’m damn proud to share this page with my coworkers and say “I’m FRIENDS with this guy!!!”. They laugh but I don’t care.
I’m clever.
Comment by annie | 26 June 2008
@Blunderprone: We could make stuff up…but it wouldn’t be as interesting.
@Annie: You’re prouder to be friends with me than I am of this site. I never quite believe it when people actually share this site with others. It’s quite flattering.
Comment by Donnie | 30 June 2008