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Rasputin

Rasputin was this weird mystical dude who had mystical powers over the last Tsarina of Russia. He had this weird scraggly beard, too; unfortunately the prop that I used had hair too thick so it’s not realistic. (It was a rental so I couldn’t rip out half the hairs as I would have liked.)

This guy is kind of mysterious. He was supposedly some combination of mystic, priest, healer, hypnotist, manipulator. Pretty much a perfect topic for the late-night Coast to Coast radio program with George Noory.

During WWI, Rasputin claimed that the Russian army would not win unless Tsar Nicholas II took command of the army. That was pretty much asking for it because the Tsar didn’t know anything about that stuff. But maybe he just wanted more power, ’cause he exerted an undue influence on the Tsarina while Nick was at the front. And got more power.

To make a long story short, a lot of people didn’t like him, and he got assassinated.

July 3rd, 2008 7 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under History

  1. l3rucewayne posted the following on 3 July 2008 at 7:34 pm.

    You forgot to mention that he came back to life. But Anastasia got him in the end by crushing his magical glass cylindrical thingy. I know this because it was in a documentary made by Disney.

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  2. Derek Slater posted the following on 3 July 2008 at 9:26 pm.

    I wrote a short story involving a big tomcat named Rasputin.

    I’m sure you were wondering.

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  3. Tom Panelas posted the following on 4 July 2008 at 9:14 am.

    Rasputin is actually a pretty good chess player and now coaches at our club: http://www.raychess.org/about.htm

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  4. bum posted the following on 5 July 2008 at 7:03 pm.

    someone defaced the tower defense scoreboard group.

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  5. Donnie posted the following on 6 July 2008 at 12:36 pm.

    @l3rucewayne: Thank you. Make sure this is updated in Wikipedia.

    @Derek: Yes, thank you; you’ve sated my curiosity. The burning question is, of course, do you still have the short story? That would be cool.

    @Tom Panelas: A-ha, so he didn’t die! Does he actually teach the kids himself, or would that be a problem?

    @bum: Surely you mean the one who dubbed himself KnightsDLM = patzers. So was it John Jacobs? Or maybe Jeremy Silman?

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  6. Tom Panelas posted the following on 8 July 2008 at 10:36 pm.

    @Donnie There were some bureaucratic hurdles to jump in order for R to be able to work inside the school, and some parents had misgivings, but in the end everyone agreed that kids from the South Side of Chicago could take care of themselves with an old white guy with a beard.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 11 July 2008 at 9:00 am.

    Yeah, but did they know Rasputin’s a wizard or something?

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