Comments on: Handling Halloween

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:05:49 +0000

I’m going to give you a break on this one. You were probably never taught properly as a kid to respect your fellow man. Humans and eggs alike.

So I expect you won’t egging anything in the future, right? RIGHT? Yeah, thought as much.

By: blunderprone

blunderprone — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:11:06 +0000

So, when I got the three raisins as a kid. My buddy and I took a dump in a paper bag and came back later. Before doing the flaming poo bag trick, we took vaseline and coated his windsheild wipers. Then… we took EGGS… and yeah… egged the car and stuffed a tennis ball up the exhaust pipe.

Never knew whatever became of that neighbor.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:41:09 +0000

@Polly: I’m hurt. I was trying to get in the spirit of things!

@Annie: That wasn’t an option. For some reason, they’ve been denying me a firearms permit, saying my application is obviously fake.

@l3rucewayne: Don’t worry. I don’t blame overweight people, I blame their parents.

@chesstiger: I’ve been learning kung-fu, they couldn’t have hurt me!

By: chesstiger

chesstiger — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:16:58 +0000

Never forget that parents nowadays always think ‘my kid best kid’ they cant do anything wrong. You are lucky the parent didn’t crack your shell.

By: l3rucewayne

l3rucewayne — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:14:17 +0000

Some of your readership is overweight you know. ::scowls:: jk

By: annie

annie — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:44:30 +0000

hey at least you didn’t shoot them.

By: Polly

Polly — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:09:37 +0000

You’re the Scrooge of Halloween. Bah humbug!