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Help for guys who want to pick up a chick in Spanish

10 Things to Say in Spanish to Pick Up a Girl

Anyone who recommends asking “How old are you?” or “What is your favorite color?” to pick up a chick… Seriously, I’m not sure how to react to that.

November 11th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective

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  1. annie posted the following on 11 November 2007 at 4:24 pm.

    Que es tu nombre?!?! Spanish is not my native language but everything I’ve learned says it’s “como se llama”. “que es tu nombre” sounds like Spanglish.

    I was looking at the comments… hahaha man them’s some nasty cuss words.

    Personally, I don’t think it’s a good idea to pick up a girl in a foreign language. I was in palm beach with my girlfriends and this pathetic white guy said “thank you, I’m a white boy” in a desperate attempt to flirt with us. He didn’t even ask if we were Vietnamese or Chinese or what. Lucky he guessed right.

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  2. chessloser posted the following on 12 November 2007 at 11:55 am.

    how do you say “are your parents home?” in spanish? that’s my favorite pick up line, right after “hey, does this look infected?”

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  3. Donnie posted the following on 12 November 2007 at 1:01 pm.

    @Annie: “Carolina” is obviously not a native speaker.

    Definitely with you on the foreign language pickup. I would have loved to see video of that whitey trying to flirt with y’all. The concept sounds pathetic, and what if you end up Engrishing the target language?

    @Chessloser: Maybe you should make a post a video on YouTube of 10 Things to Say in English to Pick Up a Girl.

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