Here’s a hot catch, ladies
Probably available: a 61-year-old Italian man living with his 81-year-old mother.
And if that’s all the information you had, it doesn’t sound too strange. You’d probably figure that the son lives with his mother to take care of her, which is perfectly reasonable.
Now what if you found out he gets a weekly allowance and has a some sort of curfew?
The man and his mother went to the police after the mother cut off his allowance and took away his house keys for staying out too late. The man countered his allowance was too small in the first place and that his mom’s a bad cook.
That would have made a great episode of “The People’s Court”.

