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Houston Open #5: Do I look like Alexander Yang?

With a 3.0/4 score so far, I was satisfied. Even more than satisfied, because there was an outside chance of tying for first place in the section. The top two players had 3.5, and there were six of us with 3.0. With a victory, I’d at least be in second, and if the leaders drew, I could tie for first! That would be pretty sweet.

But first things first, I had to take care of business against the highest-rating person I’d play in the tournament.

Now the leaders would be playing on the top board (in U/1600), and I’d be playing on the second board. As the match started, only one of the leaders, Alexander Yang (one of the aforementioned non-descript Asian schoolkids) had shown up, and my opponent hadn’t shown either. As the TD started the round, we both started our clocks and waited.

Eventually, a middle-aged white guy with glasses came over to my board, presumably my opponent. I had the Black pieces, and this man claimed he was supposed to have Black. I knew this to be wrong, but he went back to check. He came back and said he should have Black, but that if I wanted to play Black that’s fine with him.

Finally, I asked him his name, which was not my opponent. So I directed him one board over: “Uh, you’re playing that guy.”

Then I just looked at him a bit perplexed and thought: “So your opponent is named Alexander Yang and he has the White pieces. I’m a white guy with the wrong-colored pieces, and there’s this Asian kid right on the next board with the right pieces. What on Earth made you think I was him?”

My real opponent showed up shortly later. Dr. Javier Garcia-Larez only arrived in the United States a few months ago, barely managing to evade Hugo Chavez’s navy as he floated in a homemade raft across the Caribbean Sea.

Oh, wait, that’s Cuba. Sorry. I’m sure he was able to leave Venezuela voluntarily. (He’s here for education purposes.)

Unfortunately, I do not have the game, as I am traveling and did not put it on my laptop. It’s a shame, because it was easily my best performance of the tournament. Taking advantage of opening mistakes, I quickly went ahead an Exchange and a Pawn and cruised to victory.

Sitting at 4.0, there was little to do but wait for the results of the top board. As my game was adjacent to theirs, I could see the progress, and it did not look good (remember, I was hoping for a draw). Black was pushing White off the board. But the good thing is that the money was all or nothing proposition. The winner of the top board would get the $500 or so for first place, and the loser would get almost nothing. If they agreed to a draw, each was guaranteed $200 or so.

When I checked on the game later on, they had under 8 minutes, and a complicated position with this weird material balance of 2 Rooks + Bishop vs. Queen + Knight. Just perfect. They agreed to a draw.

Five of us tied for first with 4.0 and each received $210 in prize money. This performance was a watershed for me in many ways:

* This is the first time I’ve won 4 rated games in a row.
* For the first time since 2006, I will break the 1600 barrier.
* First time I’ve received triple-digit winnings.

Granted, the average rating of my opponents was so low, I have to temper the enthusiasm. But almost all my chess career, I’ve had to play in sections where I had no hope of winning (like smaller tournaments where there’d be two sections such as U/1500 and Open). It feels good to be on top for just a little bit.

August 1st, 2009 15 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Chess

  1. wang posted the following on 1 August 2009 at 4:28 am.

    Hey great news. I’m happy to share in your good fortune. You know if your eggish exploits don’t work out, you could always just blog about chess…

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  2. TOM posted the following on 1 August 2009 at 8:58 am.

    Congrats! Reading your posts on the tournament remind me that someday I would like to play in an OTB tournament. I have never done that but I will have to make the time.

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  3. Derek Slater posted the following on 1 August 2009 at 2:26 pm.

    Nice work Alexander! :) But seriously. That’s awesome.

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  4. blunderprone posted the following on 1 August 2009 at 2:56 pm.

    Thank GOD you didn’t have the game… I have to recharge my crayon box of colorful commentary for LEP games.

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  5. Derek Slater posted the following on 2 August 2009 at 3:11 am.

    Today’s trivia: All 5 of your opponents gained rating points in this tourney. So they all played well, and you played even better.

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  6. The Mascot posted the following on 2 August 2009 at 10:16 pm.

    It feels good to be on top for just a little bit.

    You know, if she really cared about you, you’d be able to work something out with her where you guys could alternate or something.

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  7. Donnie posted the following on 2 August 2009 at 11:15 pm.

    @To all: Thanks for the encouragement and goodwill!

    @Wang: Thanks! I’ll have to start playing some more to start blogging about it. Mr. E and Egg Fu Yung especially haven’t done anything, so chess blogging is looking better all the time…

    @Tom: It’s a real blast. Or, it CAN BE a real blast. If you ever do so, I might swing by, and help on my quest to beat Polly in playing in all 50 states (she’s currently up 25-2).

    @Derek: Don’t worry, I’ll Alexander know.

    That all my opponents gained rating points was completely overlooked. A great positive!

    HOWEVER.

    You’ve mentioned you aren’t that good of a player. Which I believe. And you’re rated 500 or so points higher…so if you aren’t that good, what does that make me?

    See, that’s depressing.

    (And what does that make the players who are 500 points below me?)

    @Blunderprone: Next time, I’ll find an 8 round tournament, and post 2 games a day.

    @Mascot: You know, sometimes I don’t know why you still have a job.

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    1. Allen posted the following on 3 August 2009 at 11:16 am.

      @Donnie: We can answer this quickly. Is the mascot unionized or is he at-will?

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  8. annie posted the following on 3 August 2009 at 8:34 am.

    DONNIE, CONGRATS!!! :)

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  9. Robert posted the following on 3 August 2009 at 8:21 pm.

    Donnie, heartiest “congrats” from Alaska, as well. Like I told Polly, come to Juneau and we’ll hold a tournament just for you!

    Allen–I think it’s been established that the Mascot has some kind of hold over Donnie, as otherwise he’s have been fired long ago…then again, perhaps Donnie keeps him around as a personal trainer/life coach. Since I began following M’s workout tips I’ve dropped 15 pounds and gotten a much higher-paying job, as well. Maybe the Mascot is a high-maintenance but high-results kind of, err, egg.

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  10. Brad Hampton posted the following on 5 August 2009 at 2:50 pm.

    Congrats Donnie. Always good to win something and an epic win when it comes with money. Rachel and I live in Colorado now. We will be heading down your way in a few months to visit you and see some of Rachel’s old friends. Give Rachel a call and let her know what would be a good time to come down for you. She said her high school reunion is in November I believe so we might be down then.

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  11. Donnie posted the following on 5 August 2009 at 4:09 pm.

    @Allen: The eggs of LEP have been unionized ever since Mr. E came on the scene. It’s really put a crimp in my style.

    @Annie: Thanks!

    @Robert: Thanks! Alaska is a place I’d love to visit someday, but it’s hard enough now to get time to see my parents.

    To be perfectly honest, while the Mascot has no mystical “hold” over me, I’d miss him a lot if he changed jobs. And gain 15 pounds. :D

    @Brad: Long time, no hear. Coincidentally, I tried to call Rachel yesterday, but the phone number was not accepting calls. Maybe I have an old number?

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    1. Brad Hampton posted the following on 7 August 2009 at 6:38 pm.

      Yea she changed her number and got on a better plan to avoid pay as you go nonsense. Plus her phone probably could have been donated to the Smithsonian for a significant write off. 480xxxxxxx is the new.

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  12. Derek Slater posted the following on 7 August 2009 at 10:53 am.

    Our mutual badness is relative to absolute goodness, which nobody possesses, and relative goodness, which is the domain of GMs etc who are essentially irrelevant to us class players. So no worries. (Man this is strong coffee!)

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  13. Donnie posted the following on 7 August 2009 at 4:19 pm.

    Hahahaha. And they say coffee is bad for you.

    “Us class players”? You almost slipped that past me. The comraderie is all well and good…except at 2150, you are no longer a class player.

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