I’m already riveted. It’s an archetypical-type story–I think Aeschylus or one of those guys did it first, only then it was a hermit in the mountains and some Greek folk in the town celebrating the festival of Diana or Dionysus or somebody. Anyhoo, I just know the story sounds vaguely familiar.

I hope, Mascot, that you can put your usual individualistic stamp on it.

@Derek: You forgot to praise the art.

@Robert: Er, yes, of course, I incorporated the best elements of the Greek classics. Who’s Aeschylus?

@Wang: During this holiday season, it’s important everything has some sort of tingly feeling. Um. Interpret that as you wish.

@Derek: See, what you were supposed to say is “O Great Art, Thou Art Really Fantastic”. Because “thou” gives that certain level of respect.

But you capitalized all the words, so it at least showed you were trying to give the Art its proper due.

@Annie: Dr. Seu isn’t restricted by the bounds of your so-called “iambic pentameter”. Whatever that is.

Were you bored or something, you left like a ton of comments.