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How the Mascot Stole Christmas

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December 15th, 2008 8 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Uncategorized

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Allen posted the following on 15 December 2008 at 10:39 am.
If they’re all drinking egg nog the next day… wouldn’t it be too late to save those eggs anyhow? I’m sure they’re made more than a day in advance.
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Derek Slater posted the following on 15 December 2008 at 10:44 pm.
In all seriousness, if one can say that commenting on an egg poem, this is really good.
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The Mascot posted the following on 16 December 2008 at 12:35 am.
@Allen: Stop exposing obvious plot holes. Let’s just say I’m trying to save the eggs from getting the treatment NEXT Christmas.

@Derek: Sorry. You aren’t getting my Bud Light.
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wang posted the following on 16 December 2008 at 4:06 am.
Ummm…Allen, I’m surprised to see your rather lax attitude when it comes to eggistence. This slaughter of eggs is not to be taken lightly. The mascot is merely trying to save any more of his peeps from an untimely demise.
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The Mascot posted the following on 17 December 2008 at 8:25 am.
That’s right. You tell ‘em, Wang!
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Allen posted the following on 17 December 2008 at 10:17 am.
wang, speaking of peeps, why hasn’t the mascot said anything about the annual Easter slaughter of marshmellow peeps?
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annie posted the following on 17 December 2008 at 11:58 pm.
you cheated. drinking and drinking don’t rhyme, they’r ethe same word. mascot you’re fired.
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The Mascot posted the following on 18 December 2008 at 5:10 am.
@Allen: Marshmallows aren’t people. Except for Strong Sad.

@Annie: It’s not me! Blame Dr. Seu!
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