Comments on: How the Mascot Stole Christmas

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:10:02 +0000

@Allen: Marshmallows aren’t people. Except for Strong Sad.

@Annie: It’s not me! Blame Dr. Seu!

By: annie

annie — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 03:58:03 +0000

you cheated. drinking and drinking don’t rhyme, they’r ethe same word. mascot you’re fired.

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:17:17 +0000

wang, speaking of peeps, why hasn’t the mascot said anything about the annual Easter slaughter of marshmellow peeps?

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:25:29 +0000

That’s right. You tell ‘em, Wang!

By: wang

wang — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:06:06 +0000

Ummm…Allen, I’m surprised to see your rather lax attitude when it comes to eggistence. This slaughter of eggs is not to be taken lightly. The mascot is merely trying to save any more of his peeps from an untimely demise.

By: The Mascot

The Mascot — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:35:27 +0000

@Allen: Stop exposing obvious plot holes. Let's just say I'm trying to save the eggs from getting the treatment NEXT Christmas. @Derek: Sorry. You aren't getting my Bud Light.

By: Derek Slater

Derek Slater — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:44:05 +0000

In all seriousness, if one can say that commenting on an egg poem, this is really good.

By: Allen

Allen — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 14:39:37 +0000

If they’re all drinking egg nog the next day… wouldn’t it be too late to save those eggs anyhow? I’m sure they’re made more than a day in advance.