Plus the whole flying raindeer thing and the poop, most sleighs aren’t equipped with a splatter guard. Let’s just say it would ruin a white beard and that ain’t soot on the suit. Hummers are definitely better in this regard.

Mascot–I knew you would have a new take on the old Greek version! One little criticism; the rhyming is perfect but the scansion is a little off in this part. Still, I can hardly wait to see what happens next!

@Robert: “Scansion”? You know, you and Annie have this habit of using all these words I don’t know. It’s starting to make me think that my degree in Home Improvement Ethics didn’t prepare me for the real world. (That’s what the academic advisor said all the football scholarship guys should take.)

@Chesstiger: If I were Santa, what I’d do is just put everyone on the “naughty” list. Makes my job a heck of a lot easier, and all the elves would have to do is mine coal.