It really is Christmas! Thank you… I am so happy.

Dude. You’re losing the thread. (?)

Merry Christmas tho. Your blog has been the kind of random bizarre discovery that puts a little zip in each day.

Who needs scansion when you’ve got a kick ass story line like this? BTW, dude, I wasn’t trying to use big words on you or anything, you’re a NATURAL–you need no advice from a B-player poet like me.

You’re like the Grandma Moses of verse!

@Blunderprone: Now it cannot be said that I never did anything for you.

@Chessaholic: I use it mainly to get into Donnie’s apartment to make sure he hasn’t snuck eggs into his refrigerator.

@Derek: Merry Eggs-mas to you too. (get it, X-mas, hahaha).

If it makes you feel any better about me losing the thread, there wasn’t much of one to begin with.

@Wang: Thanks. I know I’m good.

@Robert: I don’t mind you using big words; it serves to remind us of the deficiency of the average footballer’s “student-athlete” education.

Speaking of being uneducated, I have no clue who Grandma Moses is.

@Chesstiger: Santa’s required sacrifice of milk and cookies has recently been replaced by one of buffalo wings and beer. So I thought it was mine. Sorry.