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How the Mascot Stole Christmas, redux

Thankfully, Flash can automatically import Photoshop files, so I didn’t do that much work.

December 18th, 2009 9 comments
Posted by The Mascot Filed under Random

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Mrs Chessloser posted the following on 19 December 2009 at 6:32 pm.
My husband doesn’t like minorities. I’m not prejudice though.
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annie posted the following on 20 December 2009 at 1:15 pm.
this should win the caldecott, the bluebonnet, and the pulitzer. just the rhymes alone are more creative than shakespeare.
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Donnie posted the following on 21 December 2009 at 12:25 am.
@Mrs. Chessloser: Is your husband a fan of Tom Cruise? Then get him to watch “Minority Report”, that will cure him up good.

@Annie: Sorry, you aren’t getting my Bud Light.
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Blunderprone posted the following on 21 December 2009 at 4:18 pm.
I’m so happy right now… thank you for the closure.
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wang posted the following on 23 December 2009 at 7:34 am.
Instant Classic!
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Donnie posted the following on 23 December 2009 at 10:20 am.
@Blunderprone: Hey, no problem, maybe next time I won’t be 11 months late.

@Wang: Yep, just add water.
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Allen posted the following on 23 December 2009 at 6:28 pm.
Doesn’t bombing the Egg Nog factory kill innocent eggs that were in Storage, er, I mean cages?

Shouldn’t the mascot have freed the eggs?
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Q posted the following on 25 December 2009 at 3:56 am.
I think you should publish it. The world needs to see this.
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Donnie posted the following on 31 December 2009 at 2:16 am.
@Allen: I managed to interview one of the Nogs. Apparently, they outsourced the egg killing to India. So, the eggs were already dead on arrival.

@Q: Hey, if you know an editor that would actually publish this, let me know.
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