How the Mascot Stole Christmas
Hey, people!
For the holidays, Donnie is taking a break, and Mr. E has to plan with the rest of the E-Team how to “obtain” the E-Team episodes from Viacom. So I’m going to present you some Christmas Cheer with the classic tale “How the Mascot Stole Christmas”, by the mysterious Dr. Seu (he sent this anonymously), and I’ll be posting one page a day (maybe except weekends).
I could go to a publisher and get rich on this, but decided as a piece of goodwill to make this child’s story public domain (I think that’s the term). So, uh, I’m excited.
Looking forward to this one. Just to warn you mascot, some haters out there might accuse you of plagarism. I’m not saying that, but you know there are haters out there. Especially the cruel folks at Malt-o-Meal.
Reply to wangDon’t you mean “Dr. Seu could go to a publisher and get rich on this?”
Reply to Donnie@Wang: Arrgh! Don’t get me started on Malt-o-Meal!
And don’t worry about so-called “plagarism”. Dr. Seuss is dead. He can’t “seu” me.
@Donnie: I thought you were on vacation. Go away; no one wants to hear from you.
Reply to The MascotDr Seu? The same one who invented Seuper Sex? This is a kid’s book you know. And I have innocent eyes. Do not taint me.
Reply to annieThis comment is win.
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