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Humans < Bears

Based on the following events, Liquid Egg Product can recommend unequivocally that humans should not place themselves in the same cage as a bear:

Drunk guy wrestles bear to show off strength

Bears eat man

August 28th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective

3 Comments »

  1. Doesn’t “half-eaten” imply the “dead” part?

    Comment by Derek Slater | 28 August 2007

  2. He could be only mostly dead.

    Comment by Donnie Briggs | 29 August 2007

  3. now that’s an argument for darwinism if ever i saw one

    Comment by annie | 30 August 2007

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