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Humans < Bears

Based on the following events, Liquid Egg Product can recommend unequivocally that humans should not place themselves in the same cage as a bear:

Drunk guy wrestles bear to show off strength

Bears eat man

August 28th, 2007 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Patently Ineffective

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  1. Derek Slater posted the following on 28 August 2007 at 10:54 pm.

    Doesn’t “half-eaten” imply the “dead” part?

        Reply to Derek Slater
  2. Donnie Briggs posted the following on 29 August 2007 at 3:23 pm.

    He could be only mostly dead.

        Reply to Donnie Briggs
  3. annie posted the following on 30 August 2007 at 12:34 am.

    now that’s an argument for darwinism if ever i saw one

        Reply to annie

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