Humps Loan Agency
(Disclaimer: don’t e-mail this guy)
My name is Mr Humprey Smith the managing director of the world number one loan company. We offers loan such as business and personal loan to all in need without considering the country at 3%rate.
My company have been in the loan business since 1988 and got it license to operate as loan lender in 1992.Any client who is in need,should provide the following informations inorder for us to open a loan processing file.contact Email address:humps_loanagency@live.comHUMPS LOANS AGENCY
Borrowers` data form
First Name……………………….
Last Name………………………..
Address:………………………
Phone number(mobile)…………….
Country:…………………
State:……………………………..
Loan Amount Needed:……………….
Duration:…………………….
Occupation…………………..
Monthly Income…………..
Marital status:………….
Age:……………………….
Gender:……………………..
Date of birth:………………..
Regards.
Mr Humprey Smith
HUMPS LOANS AGENCY LIMITED
Email: humps_loanagency@live.com
The 2 best pieces of advice I’ve received today:
1. “Don’t do a Google image search on ‘anal fissures’.”
2. “Don’t do it on ‘expressing anal glands’ either. Pretty much the word ‘anal’ is verboten.”
Now i wonder what anal and Mr Humprey Smith have in common. Maybe that they both have a connection with shit?
Reply to chesstigerWait. Someone had to actually advise you for that?
Reply to Allen@Chesstiger: I didn’t even realize the connection between “Humps” and “anal” before your comment.
@Allen: Fortunately, I still have some common sense left. The advice was given to me unprompted.
Reply to Donnieit was unprompted, really. kind of out of the blue. we were talking about something tangential and i just said “by the way…”. so no, donnie is not doing research on all things anal.
at least not to my knowledge.
Reply to annieYour knowledge is up-to-date.
Reply to Donnie