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I am God!

At around 2:00, Benny Hinn declares he is God. Those Norelco shavers must have done wonders on His beard.

May 4th, 2009 3 comments
Posted by Donnie Filed under Religion

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  1. wang posted the following on 7 May 2009 at 8:49 pm.

    WTF?

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  2. the donald posted the following on 11 June 2009 at 12:09 am.

    i could make a cute comment about Benny wanting to be Donald Trump, firing everyone, but he seems serious. i am a devout believer in God, but all that showmanship is a bit over the top. i don’t doubt that God can work through men if He chooses, but i don’t like the way his handlers operate. the sikc folks (?) brought up on stage seem to unsure about whether to lay down, fall down, or stay down.

    i think maybe Benny is under too much pressure and he’s losing it a bit. i’ll be at mass at 6:15 in the morning, so i’ll pray for him. nothing flashy like in his service though. i don’t think the priest will tell us he is God or anything.

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  3. Donnie posted the following on 11 June 2009 at 11:40 am.

    Benny can’t be under that much pressure. He’s got plenty of time to cool down in his private jet.

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