I be tricked by me cap’n!
I be doin’ some research and it not be the case that the pirates of ol’ really had be talkin’ like this. My cap’n be a fool, and those landlubbers Ol’ Chumbucket and Cap’n Slappy be startin’ a fake holiday wi’ fake history and fake premise. Me would be quittin’ right now, except me need to be receivin’ my gold at the end of the day. And to be gettin’ me gold, I need to be talkin’ like a pirate for some more sentences. Curses!
Arrrr.
keep it up too long, and it might get stuck.
Reply to annieThis is without question the best and most consistent pirate blogging anywhere on the web.
(Just in case there’s a kickback in it for me on the gold thing.)
Reply to Derek SlaterOkay matey answer this one.
What happens when two pirates get into a shouting match?
They have an argg-ument.
Reply to PollyThat’s the beauty of the Internet’s anonymity. You can claim to be both female and a chessplayer, and people might actually believe you.
By the way, Bobby Fischer called. He’s giving you Knight odds.
Reply to LEP Mascot@Annie: That’s what Mom always said. Thankfully, it’s only one day a year.
@Derek: Sorry, the gold’s allocated only for employees of the site. In as much as a drawing of an anthropomorphic egg can be considered an employee.
@Polly: Har-har-har. Wow, you hit my site on the weirdest day ever. I’m going to have to paw through your site; looks like lots of chess goodness.
@LEP Mascot: I didn’t hire you to insult the readers. There are such things as female chessplayers; I’ve seen it with my own two eyes.
Reply to DonnieDang.
I must say, if you’d done a couple of half-hearted pirate posts it would have been very dull. All-in was the only way to play that hand.
Reply to Derek Slater